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☘️HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY☘️

Scientists say that alcohol kills the Covid-19 virus, that’ll be me immune for the next 24 hours.

posted on 17/3/20

comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 56 seconds ago
A doctor told me. At least I think he was a doctor. It was dark in the park.
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I can see why you would think it was a doctor after he grabbed your baws and told you to cough.

then stvck a finger up your erse.

Mondays eh.
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Bob Geldoff was miles oot

posted on 17/3/20

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 56 seconds ago
A doctor told me. At least I think he was a doctor. It was dark in the park.
=====

I can see why you would think it was a doctor after he grabbed your baws and told you to cough.

then stvck a finger up your erse.

Mondays eh.
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Bob Geldoff was miles oot
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He gave me the live AIDs.

posted on 17/3/20

Sorry, just saw this

posted on 17/3/20

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
Sorry, just saw this
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My mate has an Irish bird called Sinead.

Told her she sounds like something they collect for at the Wolfetones.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 17/3/20

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 20 seconds ago
i'm going to stay at a hotel with the mrs tonight, get some dinner while i'm there.

I've paid so i'm going.
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Not sure that's agin the "rules" anyway.
I'd imagine hotels will be as quiet as the tap tier under Ronnie.
Enjoy mate.
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Some manky bassa was spreading their bodily fluid around the room just a few hours before you check in.

They don’t even charge for these stimulating thoughts.

posted on 17/3/20


Do you know The Wolftones were the original target when The Miami Showband were "taken out"
Told ye before I think(I usually have)
When i worked in the computer factory there was an office lassie called Bridie, every time she walked through the factory some coont shouted "Show us yer pie bridie"
She got heart fookin sick of it

posted on 17/3/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 20 seconds ago
i'm going to stay at a hotel with the mrs tonight, get some dinner while i'm there.

I've paid so i'm going.
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Not sure that's agin the "rules" anyway.
I'd imagine hotels will be as quiet as the tap tier under Ronnie.
Enjoy mate.
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Some manky bassa was spreading their bodily fluid around the room just a few hours before you check in.

They don’t even charge for these stimulating thoughts.
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"You want something from the mini bar"?
"Naw yer fine i'll sook the sheets"

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 17/3/20

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 2 minutes ago

Do you know The Wolftones were the original target when The Miami Showband were "taken out"
Told ye before I think(I usually have)
When i worked in the computer factory there was an office lassie called Bridie, every time she walked through the factory some coont shouted "Show us yer pie bridie"
She got heart fookin sick of it
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Another old one - never stick yer cauk in a bridie - why not - you'll burn yer helmet.

posted on 17/3/20

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 10 minutes ago

Do you know The Wolftones were the original target when The Miami Showband were "taken out"
Told ye before I think(I usually have)
When i worked in the computer factory there was an office lassie called Bridie, every time she walked through the factory some coont shouted "Show us yer pie bridie"
She got heart fookin sick of it
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Offal!

posted on 17/3/20


WE always laughed

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