Pandemic Positives

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comment by GTWI4T- some people deserve to get trolled (U6008)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 7 minutes ago
Everyone in my company is now working from home , worldwide . This is gonna be interesting.
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We've had 10,000 working from home for a week. It's been weird.
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I bet I work for Marsh and MacLennan .

comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 19 hours, 18 minutes ago
Not allowed to visit old folks homes - ah no, just what will I do with my weekends now.
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Rooney's gutted

No bog roll in shops so finally an excuse to sheite in the garden like a caveman

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i crapped in one person's garden along the A406 just before Finchley was about 2am and i was desperate.

On my first day of a new job when I was about 20, I had the squits from a spicy pizza the night before. Mate who was driving us had to pull over at the junction just before joining the motorway and I grabbed a sheet of plain A4 from the passenger footwell, hopped behind a bush and cacked in someone's front garden

I was hidden from the road, just about

i also had to crap once behind the cover of the passenger car door on the roadside. no toilet paper or substitute available so had to use a sock and throw it in the buses

those are the only two times though.

bushes * !!!

A sock ffs

For future reference, plain A4 makes for very bad toilet paper.

Sandpaper makes worse