A wee joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk

What's the best thing about Switzerland?





I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 35 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk
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P-do bassa

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.

This lorry driver goes into a brothel one day and slaps £500 on the counter. Then he says to the madam, "I want the ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich."
The madam said "for £500 you could have the most beautiful girl in here."
The lorry driver looks at her and replies, "Listen, I'm not horny, I'm home sick."

A cow walks into a bar and asks for a pint of Guinness

The barman said “sorry we don’t serve food”

Two Celtic fans either side of the canal..

Haw pal! How do I get to the other side?

Your on the other side bud.

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
Two Celtic fans either side of the canal..

Haw pal! How do I get to the other side?

Your on the other side bud.
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*You’re

If you’re going to suggest others are a bit stupid...



Sorry.

I went to a fancy dress shop to get a Dracula costume the other week, the woman handed me a Rangers top, I said sorry I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a count

*You’re

If you’re going to suggest others are a bit stupid...



Sorry.
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ffs Bluebell