OnlyPuns (and other jokes)

I got the words jacuzzi and Yakuza mixed up and now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 34 minutes ago
Ant lovers will be formic at the mouth with these gags
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Pretty interesting lil insects tbh, dya know they dont get sick? Because they have antybodies

fk off pun
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comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 5 minutes ago
I got the words jacuzzi and Yakuza mixed up and now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Tokyo long enough to get here.

Were you just ramen around?

Cowboys used to hang a lantern on their saddles at night so they could find the trail when they were far from home. This was early saddle light navigation.

Stop trying to stirrup trouble

I remember when one emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 4 hours, 37 minutes ago
I remember when one emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.

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Been through there....the station sign is longer than the platform

I finally caught up with my GP on tuesday and showed him the rash on my bollox

He just ignored me and kept pushing his trolley around Tesco

HANG ABOUT! How has this only just come to my attention?

https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/1fepm5f/liz_anya_ravi_oli/