OnlyPuns (and other jokes)

A gay man sat down next to a scouser in the pub, the gay man thought he might try his luck and asked the scouser if he’d like a bloow job
The scouser then knocks him spark out

The barman says “Why did you do that, what did he say to you?”

The scouser replied “I don’t know, something about a job”

comment by Tony Le Mesmer (U1449)
posted 2 minutes ago
A gay man sat down next to a scouser in the pub, the gay man thought he might try his luck and asked the scouser if he’d like a bloow job
The scouser then knocks him spark out

The barman says “Why did you do that, what did he say to you?”

The scouser replied “I don’t know, something about a job”
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Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.

comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 2 hours, 31 minutes ago
I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day.



…. Pop Guardiola.
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With his young dog

...Pup Guardiola.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 2 hours, 31 minutes ago
I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day.



…. Pop Guardiola.
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With his young dog

...Pup Guardiola.
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And his sister Philippa

Aka Pip Guardiola

Philippa Funnel

Pep has 2 brothers, one is a newspaper photographer, the other grows oranges.

Let's hear it for Pap and Pip.

What do you call it when one banana eats another?

Cannibananabalism