Jokes and puns
PUN OF THE MONTH:
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Was in a Museum yesterday and thought I was looking at a portrait of a Scottish inventor, but I was mistaken as it was actually a French Protestant.
It's not Watt, you know, but Huguenot.
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PUN OF THE YEAR:
InBefore (U20589)
posted 47 minutes ago
What does Jeff Bezos do before Bed? Puts his Pajamazon ofc
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4ZA:
Why does Bluey not play keepy uppy in the house?
Because her father Bandit
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OnlyPuns (and other jokes)
comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 3 weeks, 6 days ago
Bisto?
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 3 weeks, 6 days ago
comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 5 hours, 36 minutes ago
Bisto?
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yeah...generational thing
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 6 hours, 10 minutes ago
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
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Did he check in on the neighbours?
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 2 weeks, 2 days ago
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be a Pharaoh Rocher.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 weeks, 2 days ago
acknowledged
comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 1 week, 3 days ago
Had an ice cream van come around the other day, the bloke serving was dressed as a Viking, I asked for 2 cornets and a 99, he said he could only do tubs.
It was lvar the Coneless
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 week, 3 days ago
comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 1 minute ago
Had an ice cream van come around the other day, the bloke serving was dressed as a Viking, I asked for 2 cornets and a 99, he said he could only do tubs.
It was lvar the Coneless
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I AM IVAR THE CONELESS
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 1 day, 6 hours ago
How does an Ethiopian say goodbye
Abyssinia later...
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day, 3 hours ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 hours, 59 minutes ago
How does an Ethiopian say goodbye
Abyssinia later...
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Acknowledged
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