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Hackney Wick F.C. Tea lady says no to Spurs

The latest in a long line of rejections for Tottenham has emerged tonight as the Hackney Wick F.C. Tea lady turned down a lucrative offer to join spurs...

"It's just not the right job for me" she is reported as saying "they've got no cups"

posted on 23/6/21

In a more recent development Jurgen Klinsmann has announced he would be interested in making the tea.

posted on 23/6/21

Rumour has it that White Dee from Benefits Street is on Levy’s radar now.

If she turns the job down her benefits would be stopped.

posted on 23/6/21

I don't actually know who 'White Dee' is.

Please tell me it isn't a racist comment

posted on 23/6/21

Tbf I had a call myself but told Spurs I couldn't work with their squad, levy said fair enough and understands

posted on 23/6/21

Shamima Begum has ruled herself out as well.

posted on 23/6/21

comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 9 minutes ago
Tbf I had a call myself but told Spurs I couldn't work with their squad, levy said fair enough and understands
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To be honest we could do with your unique brand of unwavering optimism at the moment

posted on 23/6/21

At this rate you would be better off asking Harry Redknapp back to steady the ship with Mason as his assistant.

posted on 24/6/21

comment by Macca: Emily Bishop's love child (U8194)
posted 7 hours, 57 minutes ago
At this rate you would be better off asking Harry Redknapp back to steady the ship with Mason as his assistant.
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We’d be better off if Levy, Hitchens and Paratici could agree on one target. It appears to be a scattergun approach at the moment, in what world are Lopetegui and Gatusso similar

posted on 24/6/21

Itd be much better if spurs just sack levy

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