This obviously stands for Quick JA606 United Board 2022/23 Copy And Paste Utility. I know you’ve all been waiting for someone to post this up, so yeah, you’re welcome.
Bookmark and exploit for at-your-fingertip hilarious wordplay on live threads.
DEN HAG - Shortly after his dismissal by the United board in November, ETH is linked with the vacant Millwall job
PEN HAG - United win or concede a penalty in any game, ever
ZEN HAG - ETH keeps a straight face as United hammer six goals past Liverpool at Old Trafford
TEN BAGS - Daily Star catch ETH out doing the shopping at Spar on Oxford Road
TEN DAG - Something about Australians slagging off ETH’s beard trim?
TEN FAAG - ETH snapped having a sneaky one behind the bike sheds at Carrington
TEN GAG - After the Glazers fail to cough up to replace the outgoing Ronaldo, ETH refuses to criticise the ownership
TEN JAG - ETH spotted touring the British Motorsport Museum
TEN NAG - After the Glazers fail to cough up to replace the outgoing Ronaldo, ETH criticises the ownership
TEN SAAG - Out with the boys in Rusholme
TEN WAG - Out with Martinez’s missus in Rusholme
TEN ZAG - Out with Zig and Zag in Rusholme
ONE HAG - Caught in one of Rooney’s old haunts
Feel free to contribute to the benefit of Pun and tabloid sports editors everywhere below.
QJUB2022/23CAPPU
posted on 28/7/22
Eric toe rag - UWW cry's after 1st game of the season
posted on 28/7/22
Faghags - Darren and others who go full SE85 and rip the Glazers a new one when ETH invariably fails. Also can be used when we win 7-0 and said hags spontaneously combust from playing 5 on 1 with the high pressure vein cane.
posted on 28/7/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
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What's the second P for?
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It’s for Pissoffandmindyourownbusiness
posted on 28/7/22
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
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What's the second P for?
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It’s for Pissoffandmindyourownbusiness
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m6Blqs0IgY
posted on 28/7/22
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
QJUB2022/23CAPPU
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What's the second P for?
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It’s for Pissoffandmindyourownbusiness
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m6Blqs0IgY
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The extra beer should be for more beer
posted on 28/7/22
Bookmarked.
Useful reference sheet
posted on 28/7/22
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
QJUB2022/23CAPPU
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What's the second P for?
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It’s for Pissoffandmindyourownbusiness
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Dangerously errant typing is EVERYBODY’s business.
posted on 28/7/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
QJUB2022/23CAPPU
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What's the second P for?
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It’s for Pissoffandmindyourownbusiness
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Dangerously errant typing is EVERYBODY’s business.
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Dis U?
https://tenor.com/view/clippy-microsoft-office-word-publisher-gif-5630386
posted on 29/7/22
Some more nonsense:
Ten flag - sacked from Utd and declares himself an independent nation
Ten-slag caught cheating on his wife
Ten crag - introduces rock climbing into the training regimens
Ten-sag - what he calls his wife pre boob job
Ten lag- Maguire trying to keep up at training
Ten crab - Carrick brought back into the team
Ten gag- when he dusts down his gimp suit…
Ten saag aloo - what he orders at the indian
posted on 29/7/22
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
Some more nonsense:
Ten flag - sacked from Utd and declares himself an independent nation
Ten-slag caught cheating on his wife
Ten crag - introduces rock climbing into the training regimens
Ten-sag - what he calls his wife pre boob job
Ten lag- Maguire trying to keep up at training
Ten crab - Carrick brought back into the team
Ten gag- when he dusts down his gimp suit…
Ten saag aloo - what he orders at the indian
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I was already laughing at Ten Flag