I've been to the library, on a winters day.

While we are making up puerile ditties.
dadadada click click
dadadada click click
He's pompous, he's snooty,
is lacking any beauty
and has no sense of duty
The Vidal family

To think I thought this might prompt a debate on the most expensively parked bus in history, but instead, has morphed into this thing of beauty.

There once was a lad called Two Wellies
Who'd drink beer like he had seven bellies
He'd drink Hoegaarden White
Just as if it was Sprite
And his farts the next day would be smellies

That hurt my feelings, I had a sip of Hoegararden White once...it still haunts me to this day.

Where's the match thread? Has View gone on strike?

There once was a poster call View
Who liked to make Spart stew
He delayed his thread
which messed with Spart's head
And left him with nothing to chew




or summat

Match threads are currently affected by NUT industrial action.

NUT? Doesn’t exist

NEU is the new NUT

comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted 36 minutes ago
NEU is the new NUT
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