So basically…

Yes Oysters and Watermelon will have that effect... Congratulations!
Meanwhile if I may share my own discovery today which gave me quite a shock to find out after all these years of wearing my favourite PUMA black trainers that PUMA stands for Please Use My Ar5e.... I've switched to my
ADIDAS ones immediately!

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 hours, 13 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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You are actually suggesting that a ‘massive erection’ is associated with being a man ?

How extremely transphobic of you. 😳

You should have a Police Officer coming round to correct your thoughts…

comment by Macca: Emily Bronte's lovechild (U8194)
posted 5 hours, 15 minutes ago
Yes Oysters and Watermelon will have that effect... Congratulations!
Meanwhile if I may share my own discovery today which gave me quite a shock to find out after all these years of wearing my favourite PUMA black trainers that PUMA stands for Please Use My Ar5e.... I've switched to my
ADIDAS ones immediately!
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ADIDAS : All Day I Dream Anal Seex...

Nothing much changed🤣🤣🤣

After Dinner I Did A Shiite

comment by Clockwork Red: With or Wout You (U4892)
posted 9 hours, 40 minutes ago
It could have been worse. As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.
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That's some metamorphosis there.

Oxtail

…I woke up this morning to realize

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....you had become an American.

It's "realise" not "realize" unless you're a yank.

comment by The Revenant (U21957)
posted 5 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by Macca: Emily Bronte's lovechild (U8194)
posted 5 hours, 15 minutes ago
Yes Oysters and Watermelon will have that effect... Congratulations!
Meanwhile if I may share my own discovery today which gave me quite a shock to find out after all these years of wearing my favourite PUMA black trainers that PUMA stands for Please Use My Ar5e.... I've switched to my
ADIDAS ones immediately!
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ADIDAS : All Day I Dream Anal Seex...

Nothing much changed🤣🤣🤣
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Yes you could use that acronym but the acronym most commonly associated with ADIDAS from the 70's which was my era growing up is All Day I Dream About Sex.
Plus there was another one incorporating the little r above the 2nd A which became After Dinner I Did A Runny Sh!t.
Interestingly NIKE doesn't have any funny acronym attached to it's letters unless anyone on here knows different?

Need Interested Kissing Expert

comment by ItsAboutTheBackFour (U9916)
posted 6 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 hours, 13 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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You are actually suggesting that a ‘massive erection’ is associated with being a man ?

How extremely transphobic of you. 😳

You should have a Police Officer coming round to correct your thoughts…
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comment by The Revenant (U21957)
posted 37 minutes ago
Need Interested Kissing Expert
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