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Flattus Traximus

It now seems certain that having come third in a two horse race in the nearest he has ever come to a trophy, Flattus Traximus is now joining one horse race German Champions elect, Bayern Munich on a track flatter than a snooker table.

Surely, not even Kane can blow this?

He is obviously desperate to get away from Spurs, and has just been playing for personal accolades since Levy denied him his dream move to City.

Willkommen in Munchen - Flache Stecke Stier



posted on 14/7/23

comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 24 minutes ago
Does he know that 16 minus 10 doesn't equal 4 whodumbtit?
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16 minus 10 equals how many fingers you have on each hand Slack

posted on 14/7/23

comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 26 minutes ago
Does he know that 16 minus 10 doesn't equal 4 whodumbtit?
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You love Harry, just like you he aint too sure what teams he supports

posted on 14/7/23

comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - After 40 years Maf lost his trophy virginity to Florence (U18109)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 24 minutes ago
Does he know that 16 minus 10 doesn't equal 4 whodumbtit?
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16 minus 10 equals how many fingers you have on each hand Slack
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So, whodumbtit has worked out 4 and StrikeMug Muppet says 5

😂😂

posted on 14/7/23

comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - After 40 years Maf lost his trophy virginity to Florence (U18109)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 24 minutes ago
Does he know that 16 minus 10 doesn't equal 4 whodumbtit?
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16 minus 10 equals how many fingers you have on each hand Slack
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So, whodumbtit has worked out 4 and StrikeMug Muppet says 5

😂😂

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5, is that how many players Wolves will have left by the start of the season or is it how many points they are likely to amass?

posted on 14/7/23

StrikeMug

You finished mid table with the ‘worlds greatest ever striker’ who is now departing. Spurs will be in the mix for the drop next season.

Now, let that sink in.

posted on 14/7/23

comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted 55 minutes ago
StrikeMug

You finished mid table with the ‘worlds greatest ever striker’ who is now departing. Spurs will be in the mix for the drop next season.

Now, let that sink in.
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Well I guess you must be getting relegated as well seeing as we haven’t finished below Wolves for the best part of 50 years Not since raging Bull was flat tracking through the midlands

posted on 14/7/23

You have predicted Wolves to be relegated for the last three seasons StrikeMug.

Genuine question, how are you now buddy? You really didn’t take watching Declan lift that European trophy well did you? When you disappeared off the face of the earth, I really feared for you holed up in that study all on your own.

When Kane leaves, you will start the season with Dier and Sanchez as first choice centre backs, the latter day Danny Drinkwater in midfield and the Australian Sam Allardyce in charge!

You really couldn’t make it up, thanks David Levy 🍾🥂

posted on 18/2/24

Bayern losing again!

The flattest track in Europe and it’s still not enough 😂😂

posted on 18/2/24

If Bayern don’t win I bet Kane chickens out of another season. The weasel

posted on 18/2/24

comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 16 minutes ago
If Bayern don’t win I bet Kane chickens out of another season. The weasel
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Losing 3-1 now and 8 points adrift. 😂😂

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