It is just before Man City Vs Man Utd in the FA cup final at Wembley.
Haaland goes into the Man City changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Man Utd. They're c*ap and we can't be bothered".
Haaland looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Haaland goes out to play Man Utd by himself and the rest of the Man City team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Man City 2 - Man Utd 0 (Haaland 5, 10 minutes)". He is beating Man Utd all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the TV back on.
"Result from Wembley Stadium "Man City 2 (Haaland 5, 10 minutes) - Man Utd 1"(Bruno Fernandes 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly beat Manchester United!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you beat Man Utd all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
Cup Final
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
Haaland OG would be great BTW.
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
comment by Posh Mufc Great Hafi Not Arrogant Just Better (U6578)
posted 6 hours, 42 minutes ago
It is hilarious Man City treble involved 2 cup finals they got completely battered and somehow won. If you look at the 1999 treble and 2023 treble, Man City got battered in both cup finals but won, 2 of the luckiest final wins in history, while we dominated the stats in both cup finals and won but ours is considered lucky.
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Mark Twain (look him up) once said “There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.
posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
Mark Twain, Connecticut legend
posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
comment by GeniusGreaves (U1302)
posted 2 hours, 39 minutes ago
comment by Posh Mufc Great Hafi Not Arrogant Just Better (U6578)
posted 6 hours, 42 minutes ago
It is hilarious Man City treble involved 2 cup finals they got completely battered and somehow won. If you look at the 1999 treble and 2023 treble, Man City got battered in both cup finals but won, 2 of the luckiest final wins in history, while we dominated the stats in both cup finals and won but ours is considered lucky.
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Mark Twain (look him up) once said “There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.
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Twain attributed that saying to Benjamin Disraeli.
posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
How old is Hafi? I always think of him as a geeky 13 year old, but he has been offering us his unique insights for quite a few years. Still doesn’t seem to have hit puberty tho.
posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
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posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
comment by Posh Mufc Great Hafi Not Arrogant Just Better (U6578)
posted 4 minutes ago
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What that can't be right, that's my age and I created you
posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
Good thing is I got to witness that treble in 1999. Every year after I wanted us to do it again.
posted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
comment by JustCallMeTed (U21528)
posted 1 day, 11 hours ago
comment by GeniusGreaves (U1302)
posted 2 hours, 39 minutes ago
comment by Posh Mufc Great Hafi Not Arrogant Just Better (U6578)
posted 6 hours, 42 minutes ago
It is hilarious Man City treble involved 2 cup finals they got completely battered and somehow won. If you look at the 1999 treble and 2023 treble, Man City got battered in both cup finals but won, 2 of the luckiest final wins in history, while we dominated the stats in both cup finals and won but ours is considered lucky.
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Mark Twain (look him up) once said “There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.
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Twain attributed that saying to Benjamin Disraeli.
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I know he did Ted, just didn’t want to confuse some of the people on here🤔🤣
posted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
Its a shame Haahaaland didn’t play today! 🤣🤣