Whose face is ripe for a pounding? Let’s keep it to Premier League teams, one player per team.
Pickford - Everton
Gusto - Chelsea
van Den Berg - Brentford
Gabriel - Arsenal
Morsy - Ipswich
Will Hughes - Palace
Foden - City
Nunez - Liverpool (c)
Richarlison - Spurs
Antony - United
Gordon - Newcastle
Honorable mentions for Bruno Fernandes, Haaland, Romero, Cole Palmer and Vardy.
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Punchable face XI
comment by KLS - Mick Lynch for prime minister (U1695)
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 5 hours, 29 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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Emanuel Eboue!
Total caaaaaaant, would never get tired of punching him!
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted on 29/1/25
Tbf there's lots of arsenal fans that would quite like to punch eboue too.
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted on 29/1/25
comment by That's Mister Aquaman- Been a while... (U8498)
posted 57 minutes ago
How is Penandes not captain? Bernardo Silva needs to be in there, though tough with Foden taking the city sport.
What did Van Den Berg do?
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Ginger hair
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted on 29/1/25
There used to be one ABSOLUTELY outstanding candidate for this
Samir Nasri
Bruno Fernandes now
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted on 29/1/25
Kyle walker 100%
posted on 29/1/25
Bruno Fernandes is too good for this cruel world
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted on 29/1/25
Bruno Fernandes , Cole Palmer. Joey Barton and Craig Bellamy x1000. Giggs is in there too, Evra , Henry, Stevie G. John terry, Ashley Cole, Gary lineker and shearer too. Saka to a lesser extent. Harvey Elliot
comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted on 29/1/25
Maybe not by looks, but Bernardo Silva definitely punchable with some of his antics, same with Joelinton.
comment by Bãleș left boot - Palhinha my goat (U22081)
posted on 30/1/25
Is there anyone who's not punchable?
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted on 30/1/25
And yet it's still Samir Nazri
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