Jokes

comment by The Mighty Red (U23215)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 14 minutes ago
Since when did cheeseburgers have tomato?

This doesn't work at all
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In the US, we put lettuce, tomato, and/or onion on it.

You know, the normal way.
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here we put something disgusting called a gherkin in ours

comment by Bluey is a Crackhead (U22472)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Red (U23215)
posted 24 minutes ago
A man is in a drive thru about to order some food, a prostitute approached the window and goes “i will suck your d!ck for an order of fries and a cheeseburger without tomato.”

So when the man approachs the speaker, the man tells the worker “hey dont know if you know this but there’s a woman back here trying to proposition folks…”

Worker goes, “Okay thanks I will tell my manager…what can I get for you?”

Man replies with “Yes, I would like an order of fries and a cheeseburger without tomato.”
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that dnet even make scents
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I didn't understand that "joke" either.

A man tells a friend he had his credit card stolen two weeks ago, the friend asks "Did you report it to the police?" The man replies "No, the thief spends less than my wife"

A man goes into a bakers and said "Can I have a loaf of bread please"
"Brown or White ?"

"Its ok, Ive got my bike outside

An Argentinian player is out injured for the best part of four months. He plays around 45 minutes in that time for his club, who struggle and go out of two cup competitions
He still hasn’t returned to action for his club

He then gets selected to play for Argentina.

Boom boom.

comment by Mack follows change for Tottenham on X (U6574)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
An Argentinian player is out injured for the best part of four months. He plays around 45 minutes in that time for his club, who struggle and go out of two cup competitions
He still hasn’t returned to action for his club

He then gets selected to play for Argentina.

Boom boom.
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Did he select himself?

comment by Mack follows change for Tottenham on X (U6574)
posted 11 hours, 52 minutes ago
An Argentinian player is out injured for the best part of four months. He plays around 45 minutes in that time for his club, who struggle and go out of two cup competitions
He still hasn’t returned to action for his club

He then gets selected to play for Argentina.

Boom boom.
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comment by clapfreesince2003 (U22207)
posted 1 day, 2 hours ago
A wife asks her husband, "What did the doctor say"? The husband says " I've got the big C " The wife screams "Cancer"? He says " No, dyslexia".
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Good jokes mate. All three of them 👏🏾

comment by mancWoohoo- maximus mardius cob-onius (U10676)
posted 1 day, 3 hours ago
comment by Bluey is a Crackhead (U22472)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Red (U23215)
posted 24 minutes ago
A man is in a drive thru about to order some food, a prostitute approached the window and goes “i will suck your d!ck for an order of fries and a cheeseburger without tomato.”

So when the man approachs the speaker, the man tells the worker “hey dont know if you know this but there’s a woman back here trying to proposition folks…”

Worker goes, “Okay thanks I will tell my manager…what can I get for you?”

Man replies with “Yes, I would like an order of fries and a cheeseburger without tomato.”
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that dnet even make scents
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I didn't understand that "joke" either.
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Wheltch ‘humor’ I gess

comment by Worlds Biggest Bottlers (U22980)
posted 16 hours, 47 minutes ago
A man goes into a bakers and said "Can I have a loaf of bread please"
"Brown or White ?"

"Its ok, Ive got my bike outside
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i donet gettit