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chelsea - a small club with money

I thought I would take time out of my busy schedule to make an article about our west london rent boy friends, chelsea fc.

lately there seems to be an increase in chelsea fans trying to belittle spurs, for some reason, and they must be confused about who is actually the bigger club.

the latest attempt by the rent boys came from someone who isnt important enough to remember the name of, but the article can be found on the spurs page, talking about our apparant lack of global fan base.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind all football fans that chelsea are a small club, who have a massive amount of cash, thus have bought fan bases in china.

lets cut to the chase, chelsea are about the same size as west ham, but have far greater financial resources.

what chelsea dont realise is that all these "fans" that they have in china and africa will be man united fans next week and man city fans the week after.

if we want to talk about how many fans chelsea REALLY have then lets talk about how they recorded a gate of under 10 000 for a home PREMIER LEAGUE game versus Coventry a number of years ago.

Even fulham would be disgusted with that attendance.

chelsea fans are not intelligent enough to recognise that their "massive fanbase" are simply glory hunters, and would probably abandon them in a second.

Lets be honest now.. how many of you knew more than five chelsea fans before roman popped up. even with all the cash how many of you know more than ten now?

chelsea rent boys fc, a small club with money.

comment by GOODBYE (U1029)

posted on 18/10/11

Modric wants out

TKoT>Chelsea

posted on 19/10/11

CLASSIC ARTICLE

posted on 19/10/11

Wilshere

Cut along now- don't loiter in the corridor - havn't you got a detention to attend

posted on 19/10/11

Did we ever get an answer to the bottom line effect of the "massive fanbase worldwide" on a PL club ??

comment by DTM (U8348)

posted on 19/10/11

there's a fire in here freeLuka or else we will be back for him the time has come Modric we needs you come onnnnnnnnnnnn

posted on 19/10/11

didiertorresmeireles :

Stop being such a sissy girl !!!
Genk are hardly Barca, are they ( #needLuka- is the new #freeLuka- ) .

posted on 19/10/11

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posted on 21/10/11

posted on 21/10/11

Bubbles :

Go on, do a Spurs attendance figures article.
Let your inner OCD WUM wannabee run free(Luka- ) !!!

posted on 21/10/11

RDBD

I have done one already. I am not an OCD WUM wannabee. I despise those little feckers

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