Carroll On Loan?

As back up to Ba, Best and Shola would love it.

Please swap him for Cabaye .

No but send Carroll home he's missing the big market.

Thanks for Enrique though guys.

Him and Carroll for 40 million seems a little bit fairer.

Get Cabaye for 10 and those three for 50 wouldn't be terrible .

We havent missed them in all honesty. I thought we would but no way. Enrique leaving has given Jonas the push to up his game. As for Carroll we arent hoofing the ball up for him to get on the end of. 35 mil for someone who cant get in your first team, good business by Ashley and no bad press because Carroll not here.

Alright the boss I came on here for a bit of light hearted banter but clearly you're not in the mood.

I look forward to Liverpool vs Newcastle where we should put you in your place.

We are in our right place fourth, come May we wont be there but enjoying it while I can. I think Spurs will pip you to fourth. I also think you look a better team without Carroll.

Cut your losses and we'll have him back for a Tenner?

Tenner plus a can of coke and pack of pork scratchings and we have a deal.

Maybe. You can have A coke, Pork Scratchings a tenner and Alan Smith.