Chrisdgooner

If you're eating leaves all day then you're going to parp, to castigate a male gorilla for that is harsh.

(you can say farting but you can't say f art)

Look! You've hurt his feelings.

http://www.monkey-pictures.net/gorilla-closeup.jpg

Look! You've hurt his feelings.
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He looks like he's considering killing someone.

"He looks like he's considering killing someone."

A pesky lion probably.

I'm so proud that an article bearing my name has discussed gorilla f_arts.

From this day forward, you will forever be associated with gorilla pharts.

This whole talk has drastically changed my understanding of what that film Gorillas in the Mist was all about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR5cFUiuGsY

they used to do fights between lions and bears in the old west (word filter stops me saying what i think of this... ) however, in every single case, the bear won with one blow to the head.

despite their strength, lions/tigers etc have very weak skulls.

"despite their strength, lions/tigers etc have very weak skulls."

Which is why I back the gorilla.

I actually back the gorilla.

The gorilla is more agile and the ability to use its hands and fingers will allow it to win.