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I'm plumping for SARS' "Lemming Theory" its plausible.

It's my belief that the "lemming instinct" is what has kept Barnsley without electricity until well erm ... any local substation would become a junior Jonestown, less the Kool Aid, for the Cudworth collective

I think she was zapped by a zombie on a joy stick

Bah! Disgraceful woman! Must you post such rubbish? However, there was a link to a much more educational and enlightened piece. I intend to scrutinise it in detail when Mrs E is safely abed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16308478

Well the lass on Barnsley station certainly wasn't a dee dar...The fat biffers you see up West Street wouldn't fit through the gap...

'Fat biffers' abound these days, sparty, not just up west Street. For a recession there's a surprising amount of cake about.

deffo a Barnsley bird..

..on her back with the legs up in the air, in a matter of seconds

It's a disgrace, Izzy...Works annual xmas West Street crawl last Friday...Akin to being on a whaling expedition...

Are you Queequeg.....

Bah! Disgraceful woman! Must you post such rubbish? However, there was a link to a much more educational and enlightened piece. I intend to scrutinise it in detail when Mrs E is safely abed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16308478
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Where's Tom when you need him?