Mens netball

5 January 2012

I've just googled mens netball and I am shocked to say it does exist!!!!!
That can't be right! They look proper stupid in those little mini skirts and their moobs. No no no no and NO again.
I refuse to accept that grown men are playing this honestly! Is it not bad enough that men play tennis what next?? Rounders!!!
Just because the girls play snooker or football or run the line or commentate or go fishing or sail round the world or ride bikes or join the forces!!!!
I can live with all that not a problem!!
But this!!!! Do me a favour!!! Your avin a larrrrffff aint ya?

comment by honestdapster - the dark lord of tap shall rise again (U6938)

posted on 12/1/12

I can safely say I went in a hazard suit to try out this "male netball" you talk off. Couple of points:

1) This game is not a blood sport. Therefore it is completely pointless.

2) My suggestion of releasing the panthers was shot down in flames, the male netballer has no sense of fun.

In conclusion I have to concur that men belong in netball as much as women belong in prostate cancer support groups. I suggest we ban male netball and shoot any man on sight near a net or a ball.

comment by HARDwoodSPANK (U5931)

posted on 13/1/12

Fair comment "honestdapster" my good fellow of all things manly and bloke-ish.

I would like to add that I think any man who knows how to use household appliances (washers,hoovers and irons etc, etc.) should also be considered good sport for shooting !!!

comment by honestdapster - the dark lord of tap shall rise again (U6938)

posted on 17/1/12

Definitely, wearing aprons should also be punishable by the hunt. Unless at barbeques.

Actually, no. Barbeques as well.

comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)

posted on 20/1/12