Why I don't want you relegated.

Agreed.

I like the 5th reason

Always liked Wigan, they have been the team I have chose to support in the relegation battle for a good few years running now. Always look like this is finally their season but (up until now) have always pulled it off. They also regularly give us 3 points, yay for Wigan.

22. You might get a result against City on Monday.

1-Not a threat to Arsenals Premier League cup. - No
2-Spanish manager, He looks cool. - Maybe
3-Empty stadium, You join our poor Emirates atmosphere. -
4-Play good football. - Not really.
5-You are better than Tottenham. - Definitely not.
6-Hugo plays for you. - Who?
7-Wigan is a nice name. - And a nice place.
8-Your Relegation battles are exciting. - Ture
9-You have good history. -
10-I like your league 2 looking pitch. -
11-You don't defend like Stoke do. - True
12-You copy Arsenal. - In that you arent any good.
13-You surprise me. - I surprise myself.
14-You have good Wums - I havent met any!
15-Your board is really quiet, I have time to think. -
16-Victor Moses has a cool name. - He can split the ocean.
17-You have no legends. - Neither do Arsenal.
18-You are a family club. - True
19-Your chairman is really quiet. - Chairwoman *
20-You appreciate this article. - Maybe
21-You generously give us 3 points at home. - Dont get ahead of yourself!