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Goonz ahead

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comment by Oscar. #TeamFury, 2018 RETURN OF THE MACK! (U12980)
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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."


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Why is everyone on the plane shouting?
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It's the Oscar way

I'd like to think he's lifted that instead of actually writing it out...but I'm not convinced

So Emerson tweeted he wasn’t injured (but also wished the team well) what’s going on there..

Barkley was ok, he can have a loose touch and inconsistent at key moments

Fever

Still no word on permanent captain yet.

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Hazard will probably just say keep it as Azpi

Aiden Azar

Sarri: "Morata has to gain confidence with one, two three goals. I am not able to give him confidence. In this match he had three or four opportunities. He was unlucky. I hope for him in the future I can help him. But the confidence can come with goals."

Zappa, Cahill, Drinkwater, Moses and Morata are not even good enough squad options tbh

Giroud West Ham Giroud Liverpool

don't really see what more of a confidence booster you can get than scoring a world class goal against arsenal to put us 2-0 up in an important PL game

was woeful before that, woeful after that, has been woeful since early 2018.

Strange considering how good he started his chelsea career, was never going to maintain them obscene figures but weird how he's just gradually gone from like liverpool torres to chelsea torres, very alarming.

He's clearly not an actual striker / goal scoring striker like i've always said but even as a player he's just fkin $hit and doing everything near enough wrong

Giroud isn't much better but at least he's reliable and good all round even tho he doesn't score much either apart from vs crap teams.

Really would like Dzeko or even just someone like Fekir in January and then bats back in the summer

Good of Sarri not to give up on Morata, will pay-off...

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/fm18-sims-how-a-squad-of-every-chelsea-loan-player-would-fare-in-the-pl/

lol interesting read

shame cho still aint getting any mins after such a good pre-season. Hazard, Willian and Pedro have all been excellent so far this season, would of been nice for cho to get 30 mins tho

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Chelsea win in Greece, and Álvaro Morata can now add the Europa League to the list of competitions he looks absolutely sh!te in.

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Update from Pedro: "Everything is ok"

good news at least, doubt he'll be risked at weekend though as a starter

https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/2018/9/20/conference-call--seeking-the-killer-touch

comment by Oscar. #TeamFury, 2018 RETURN OF THE MACK! (U12980)
posted 18 minutes ago
Giroud isn't much better but at least he's reliable and good all round even tho he doesn't score much either apart from vs crap teams.

Really would like Dzeko or even just someone like Fekir in January and then bats back in the summer
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Batshooey is no world beater though! Has he ever looked good for us when he's started?

comment by BrummieBlue! (U3487)
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comment by Oscar. #TeamFury, 2018 RETURN OF THE MACK! (U12980)
posted 18 minutes ago
Giroud isn't much better but at least he's reliable and good all round even tho he doesn't score much either apart from vs crap teams.

Really would like Dzeko or even just someone like Fekir in January and then bats back in the summer
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Batshooey is no world beater though! Has he ever looked good for us when he's started?
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Not really but people will continue to act like he’s Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink