"Buy:
Melo - £10m
Bendtner - £9m
Benzema - £20m"
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Bendtner already plays for us
which muppet is going to pay 8 million for Rosicky?!?!
which muppet is going to pay 8 million for Rosicky?!?!
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Sell Bendtner for ten and buy him for 9?
Who are you so wise in the ways of football?
Aaaah Kamran, but if we sell him for £10m, then buy him back for £9m we'll be £1m in profit!
Why don't all the clubs do this?
Sell Bendtner for ten and buy him for 9?
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Does that equate to a £1 million loss or gain?
Does that equate to a £1 million loss or gain?
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We'll have made £1m but we'll never truly how much it would cost us.
We'll have made £1m but we'll never truly how much it would cost us.
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So we'd actually sell him and then buy him back again? What if he wants an improved contract?
What if he wants an improved contract?
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I don't think constantly having an ego as big as Denmark is grounds for demanding an improved contract, but you'll have to ask the op about the finer details of this strange proposal.
I don't think constantly having an ego as big as Denmark is grounds for demanding an improved contract
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But it wouldn't really be an improved contract if we were to sell him and rebuy him would it? He would be free to ask for what he wanted as he wouldn't come to the club if we didn't offer it ...
This has confused me beyond belief.
It's simple!
We sell him for £10m saying we don't want him and he's rubbish etc then as soon as he signs for his new club we make an offer of £9m and all the Slim Shady look-a-like competitions he wants.
Why are people so confused over this? It's not like us trying to buy Gervinho, this is straightforward.
My guess is that Bendtner would join some Russian team and would be informed that there are no mirrors in the dressing room. He would throw a tantrum, and force a return to Arsenal accepting our reduced terms, whilst we make a cool 1m from the transfer.
all the Slim Shady look-a-like competitions he wants
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Well how much will they cost? Along with the new contract, I'm sure we're going to go over the £1million mark and make a loss.
This is a stupid plan!
You're a stupid plan!
We can just have Arsene holding up a picture of Slim Shady and the players come and stand next to it! Very cheap! Of course, we'll do a Barca and print the picture off in black and white to save even more money!
I am not a stupid plan! YOU'RE a stupid plan.
Bendy doesn't even look like Slim Shady.
You're just jealous of his rugged Detroit looks.
I don't know what that even means.
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BOOM?
YOU MEAN DOOM?
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posted on 5/7/11
"Buy:
Melo - £10m
Bendtner - £9m
Benzema - £20m"
===
Bendtner already plays for us
posted on 5/7/11
which muppet is going to pay 8 million for Rosicky?!?!
posted on 5/7/11
which muppet is going to pay 8 million for Rosicky?!?!
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posted on 5/7/11
Sell Bendtner for ten and buy him for 9?
Who are you so wise in the ways of football?
posted on 5/7/11
Aaaah Kamran, but if we sell him for £10m, then buy him back for £9m we'll be £1m in profit!
Why don't all the clubs do this?
posted on 5/7/11
Sell Bendtner for ten and buy him for 9?
----------------------------------------------------
Does that equate to a £1 million loss or gain?
posted on 5/7/11
Does that equate to a £1 million loss or gain?
----
We'll have made £1m but we'll never truly how much it would cost us.
posted on 5/7/11
We'll have made £1m but we'll never truly how much it would cost us.
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So we'd actually sell him and then buy him back again? What if he wants an improved contract?
posted on 5/7/11
What if he wants an improved contract?
----
I don't think constantly having an ego as big as Denmark is grounds for demanding an improved contract, but you'll have to ask the op about the finer details of this strange proposal.
posted on 5/7/11
I don't think constantly having an ego as big as Denmark is grounds for demanding an improved contract
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But it wouldn't really be an improved contract if we were to sell him and rebuy him would it? He would be free to ask for what he wanted as he wouldn't come to the club if we didn't offer it ...
This has confused me beyond belief.
posted on 5/7/11
It's simple!
We sell him for £10m saying we don't want him and he's rubbish etc then as soon as he signs for his new club we make an offer of £9m and all the Slim Shady look-a-like competitions he wants.
Why are people so confused over this? It's not like us trying to buy Gervinho, this is straightforward.
posted on 5/7/11
My guess is that Bendtner would join some Russian team and would be informed that there are no mirrors in the dressing room. He would throw a tantrum, and force a return to Arsenal accepting our reduced terms, whilst we make a cool 1m from the transfer.
posted on 5/7/11
all the Slim Shady look-a-like competitions he wants
---------------------------------------------------------
Well how much will they cost? Along with the new contract, I'm sure we're going to go over the £1million mark and make a loss.
This is a stupid plan!
posted on 5/7/11
You're a stupid plan!
We can just have Arsene holding up a picture of Slim Shady and the players come and stand next to it! Very cheap! Of course, we'll do a Barca and print the picture off in black and white to save even more money!
posted on 5/7/11
I am not a stupid plan! YOU'RE a stupid plan.
Bendy doesn't even look like Slim Shady.
posted on 5/7/11
You're just jealous of his rugged Detroit looks.
posted on 5/7/11
I don't know what that even means.
posted on 5/7/11
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