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I officially close this article.

I'm the winner, the greatest and always right... I've defeated people like St George and the dragon & I've got all the birds.....

That is all.. Move on to the next article..

Thank you..

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That guarantees another 50 comments

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Jessie J

Rough Bint

Also missing Petrov and Trigger .

Let me try something..

Coyle is a God and I worship at his feet with my rose-tinted spectacles.

JLS

Rhymes with Tank.

"Coyle is a God and I worship at his feet with my rose-tinted spectacles."

No, say something daft not truthful...

Coyle is the best manager that Bolton have ever had and miles better than that amateur Allardyce.


That should do the trick.

Fun fact about JLS, Aston Merrygold's step dad used to work with my old man and played rugby at the same local club.

Seriously...

The hardest thing about watching JLS is pretending you only have one free punch..

It's like.... Him! No him!...

And Black Eyed Peas without Fergie!!!!! It's like Bricks without a boat! It shouldn't happen!

"Fun fact about JLS, Aston Merrygold's step dad used to work with my old man and played rugby at the same local club."

What's the fun fact? xxxx

I'm moving my rating from 1 star to 4 stars on this article..

Statement ends.....

The fun bit was sarcastic!

Although they are actually genuinely nice lads. My mum works at one of the local primary schools and they have a girl there who is terminally ill. Anyway the British equivilent of the Make a Wish Foundation set up a private gig for her and her friends and got JLS to play. So they did this gig and then spent 2 hours going round all the tables in this hall it took place in talking to all the kids there.

I'm afraid I can't help but respect that sort of behaviour.

All these saddos with their little flags make me want to vomit blood. They make me sick. I am only watching for Madness and Macca.

I respect that too WF, and they do seem ok...

But when you've been brought up with Northern Soul and real music with heart, passion and love.... JLS just feels like the ikea version.. They try soul.. They fail, but dance 'dead' good!

Are you waiting for someone particular Mallorca, or just watching cos nowt else on?

Oh I have no interest in their music MT!

Its all about rock and metal for me. Anything from Pink Floyd through to Iron Maiden and Ozzy Osbourne.

My Missus loves Pink Floyd!! Doesn't work for me..

CEF just watching this.. This Royal would watch Edward have a poo if was screened!

I'd pay good money to see the Queen forced into a council house where she belongs.

Fancy her as a neighbour LH???

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But..... You rembered she's good with cats when you go away?????

There was a time in British history where you could find yourself getting hung yourself for saying things like that.....

Pink Floyd - big yes from me.

To summarise : LH feels the same about the Queen as Mallorca does about Coyle

To summarise : LH feels the same about the Queen as Mallorca does about Coyle

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I doubt it.

I hate the monarchy - I suspect Mallorca quite likes Coyle as a person.

How ludicrous does Grace Jones look?