If I'm up the road I'd happily shoot you.

You would think that, but to be honest, I think I should be some kind of international assassin rather a fecking office worker.

In Uni I completed that Silent Scope arcade game with a score of 111% accuracy without even using the sniper scope. Thats sadly just about the most impressive thing ive done with my life.

I reckon I'd be ok at shooting paint

Murney being a military man, I widnae fancy anywans chances against him at paintball, he wid be camo'd to the hilt like feckin Arnie in Predator

Whit dae ye mean no bayonets????

Bit late pal

My Bro in law is in the MOD police up at faslane, used to be in the RAF.

Goes around all day with one of those machine guns and thinks he is the dogs baws.

Played him at battlefield on the xbox online. Was barking out orders to these we yanks on the headset.

"Flank up the right, ill draw them out with some suppression fire!" all that pash.

We yank was like "Shut the feck up im busy tea-bagging dudes!".

I kept running up and stabbing him in the face, refusing to even use a gun to show how useless he was. Was brilliant, the rage he went in!

But Metro can you run a 4 minute mile swing on a rope, climb up a rope net and drink tea fae a metal container

MOD police up at faslane, used to be in the RAF.

Goes around all day with one of those machine guns and thinks he is the dogs baws.

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If he is MOD plod he certainly doesn't carry a machine gun

"comment by BhoyMurney - Scottish by birth, British by law, a Buddie by the grace of God (U3627)
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MOD police up at faslane, used to be in the RAF.

Goes around all day with one of those machine guns and thinks he is the dogs baws.

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If he is MOD plod he certainly doesn't carry a machine gun "

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Well it looks like a machine gun to me.

Think it just fires one shot at a time though, is that semi auto?

It's a rifle and yes semi auto

Well it looks like a machine gun to me.
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Maybe he's just pleased tae see ye

Well rifle then lol.

JUst know they changed gun recently to one with a short barrel.

Apparently one of the squad didnt adjust so well. Shot his finger off by putting his finger infront of the barrel

Cack websites but here's the difference.

I have a cracking pic in my Facebook cover photo of GPMGs



GPMG

http://www.clash-of-steel.co.uk/gallery/pages/view_entry.php?image_number=261

Rifle


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SA80

What a fantastic opportunity young mitero. Picture me gazing down menacingly at you with a trusty size ten pinning you down by the throat blasting your wee coopin' rapid.
Is that what you want? Coz ats what'll 'appen.

I used to have a SA80 called Glenda when I was in the Army Cadets

Imagine it now.

I come rampaging through the field towards you all. Guns blazing.

You look up and fire a shot. Hits me clean in the chest. You think your safe.

I scream out "Leeds Rule Invoked!" and come back from the dead and shoot you clean in the face.

I scream out "Leeds Rule Invoked!" and come back from the dead and shoot you clean in the face.

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As the Celtic side ignore the paint and punch you

"As the Celtic side ignore the paint and punch you "

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Well given Celtic fans recent turn to violence, its hardly surprising.

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So I take it this was a stupid suggestion?

Golf day is still on the cards, but think folk will only be interested when the weather gets better.

Murney, you ever seen the US Marines wee poem?

"This is my rifle
this is my gun
My rifle's for killing
My gun is for fun.

Is that you Private Pile?

Oh dear

Movie watchers and their military stuff

Mitero, you're such a Gomer.