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posted on 20/8/15

where is the thread he gave his side of the story ??

anyone find it ?

posted on 20/8/15



Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office

Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"

Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"

Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"

Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"

Lawyer " That is strange"

Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"

Lawyer "Hmm"

Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"

Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"

posted on 20/8/15

posted on 20/8/15

comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago


Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office

Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"

Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"

Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"

Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"

Lawyer " That is strange"

Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"

Lawyer "Hmm"

Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"

Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?

showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire

posted on 20/8/15

comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago


Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office

Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"

Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"

Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"

Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"

Lawyer " That is strange"

Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"

Lawyer "Hmm"

Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"

Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?

showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
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posted on 20/8/15

comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago


Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office

Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"

Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"

Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"

Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"

Lawyer " That is strange"

Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"

Lawyer "Hmm"

Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"

Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?

showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
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The him and his wife disappear and Jinky turns up

posted on 20/8/15



"shes never off my back, just ask my dad"

*runs to the toilet

posted on 20/8/15



This one never ages.



<did anyone from JA get along to the funeral?>


<I don't think so>








posted on 20/8/15

TMQ where have you been?

There's an Old Firm match tonight

posted on 20/8/15

Murney been at the game and on here


Take it you're talking 5's / 6's?


Get fvked right Intae thum.





I expect a full and biased match report.







posted on 20/8/15

Too right

posted on 30/3/16

Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

JFK post had me in stitches!!!!!

I was reading this at night in bed and my laughter woke the wife up with her wondering wtf I was laughing at!

Thank feck for this forum, this is comedy gold!

posted on 20/5/16



"as for how he died was a massive heart attack he had after his op for a tumor but we found out that even without the Heart attack my da would have died as the cancer had spred."


posted on 20/5/16

What an insult to people who actually have cancer though.

comment by lauders (U9757)

posted on 20/5/16

"Jinky would have been so proud."

Would he aye?

posted on 20/5/16

The thought of that side of it is pretty shocking actually when you think about it. I know the guy had issues but still.

posted on 20/5/16

To be honest I think this was wow tiny that grew arms and legs.

Thought process went out the window in covering tracks.

comment by Magnum (U16400)

posted on 15/12/16

'jungle....ive never met your da as you know' ! .

Bubble sniffin aboot.

Still the best.

Happy Hollidays as they now say over here!

posted on 15/12/16

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posted on 15/12/16

I showed my ma the donations that super has collect in honour of Jinky and for his fav charity MC Millan
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Aw the money went tae a fcking pop artist

posted on 15/12/16

comment by Zico - The Leper (persona non grata) (U21090)
posted 56 minutes ago
I still say this should be made into a Hollywood blockbuster, staring Alan Rickman as Jinky and Daniel Radcliffe as Jungle.
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I have heard that jungle's ass is like a wizards sleeve

posted on 15/12/16

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posted on 15/12/16

Jungle now lives in a Belfry.

comment by BB (U13430)

posted on 9/12/18

comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 1 complete. (U8919)
posted on 20/8/15
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago


Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office

Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"

Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"

Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"

Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"

Lawyer " That is strange"

Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"

Lawyer "Hmm"

Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"

Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?

showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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