Why are so many English people so bad at witty banter?

Celticghirl - You won the cup in black&white. Football has been evolved since.

Just you saying Crewe would have won the SPL 10 times and it has already been established many, many times that you know very little about football.

I would love to get the Hammers in Europe, never gonna happen though is it?

Forget the competition, it will never happen and that must grind your gears

Mafiabhoy - we won the cup with 11 players born within a 30 mile radius of the ground


You have failed to win feck awe for how many years

Why are so many Scottish footballers so poor at football ?????

You support West Ham?

Obviously need to stir things up on other boards if that's who you support

What a nothing team. They're like England's version of Hibs, except Hibs play better football than Fat Sam's hoofball team!

Might aswell kill yourself

"Why are so many English people so bad at witty banter?"

Probably the same reason as many Scots are bad at it.

VOF

Go get your special ed teacher to help you out pal

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im English,and i like witty banter.


you skirt wearin big girls blouses.

VOF, what team do you support, is it Leeds? I hope so because they are even pasher than the Hammers

If not who is it?

Ad Hoops, you get a pass, your banter is almost Scottish like

Gutted for your boys at the weekend, was in the bag so it was

Don't even get me started on your team, Ad!



























Just kidding

Boohoo!

my team is crap though.

Next season, he's just a boring cant

I reckon i've just wondered onto the encrypted pages ...... most of the posts on here just make no sense.

What the feck is "pasher" ???????? You taking the pash their piffle ?????

Before you slag someone's grammar you might want to learn the difference between there, their and they're

VOF fair point, "Pasher" is a variant of Pi sher

Kayal cheers for pulling me out of a grammar quicksand, if I was smarter or sober I may have noticed that, Damn!

Before you slag someone's grammar you might want to learn the difference between there, their and they're

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Clueless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. No attempt to criticise any grammar. Just trying to get a clue what the feck was meant !

From what I can see on here, Piffle more than capable of sticking up for themselves ......

Piffle .............. cheers - I've learnt a new word tonight, who said I need special ed !

I'm at work early in the morning, which is a bit of a pasher....... (have I got that right????) .....

I just got too excited about the Celtic-Arsenal/West Ham/whoever WUMs starting up again

VOF, not gonna lie, have had more drink than is necessary for a Tuesday night, poor show on my part it just happened, almost by accident, the missus finishing late from work, football on the tv, Grey Goose vodke sitting accusing me from the freezer and almost no willpower make a bad combination

Maf does make me laugh though, like a wee munchkin running about the boards wumming

Kenny Miller would walk into the England team.

Kayal, there have been some epic wums there, I almost feel sorry for Maf getting ripped a new one everytime, the world loves a trier

VOF, nailed it mate