Just finished first ep. I know I’m behind but gotta give the first ep thoughts.

Firstly who tf gives their kid a name of Ryan-Mark lol. Could you not decide between two of the most boring and basic English first names lol. Poor guy. He and Riyon are bit camp so defo on Sugar’s priority list for early fire

There’s always one delboy and it’s clear who it is, that Thomas fella. Sugar likes his cockney wheeler dealers so he’s gunna go far. Always looks like he’s on the edge of saying something racist or sexist, you know the type. Not surprised he’s the one with criminal record looks like he’d sell his gran for a penny

Onto initial punani rankings. In general they’re better than their original pics. That Venezuelan is hot, milf vibes. Lubna is kinda subjectively fit for me, dunno why. Reckon all you bastwerds rate that Irish blonde, she looks a bit like Tanya from eastenders aka every middled aged don’s secret crush. As discussed Lottie has a butters face but a nice rig.

Onto the task..the boy’s tour team did do well tbf, I think they should’ve got more credit. Their enthusiasm on the tour came across better than the girls and I don’t know why no one brought up that if they didn’t get the elephants and went straight to tour shop, they may have got refunds. Not only that but how much are people gunna spend in a souvenir shop? They assumed that if they spent longer than 15 min the customers would buy more, surely 15 mins is enough and anyone that would buy something would’ve bought it by the end.

Captain falcon was the obvious one to go. The PM seems to have a degree of integrity about him which I rated

Just seen second ep. I get why he went but sad to see the brudda Kenna go. All had a good case to go and I was hoping Dean or Ryan-Mark did. Dean is a classic on apprentice, never can be wrong or accepts he’s wrong, playing a game. Almost like he has a facade. He reminds me of Daniel last year. Ryan-Mark i thoight would go just for being unlikable. Can’t believe he’s 19 wtf. He is entertaining though. Someone pointed out he looks Jewish - now I can’t unsee it. If he is Lord Sugar will love that.

The Venezuelan pœrnstar milf looks a strong contender for me so far. My first call for a candidate to make final five.

In the punani stakes she’s still winning. Lubna going off the radar. The two girls with the nicest figures, Lottie and Scarlet, have butters faces.

Once again it looked clear from what they shownon the off that the girls would win - they just work better than the boys so far. Usually it’s the girls that don’t work well from the start. When the teams start mixing up will be interesting/entertaining to see the fiery characters drom both boys and girls clash

Arab’s girl has such a weird voice

Kenna messed up big time trying to go cheap and cheerful.

Under 7 hours and counting

I’m at a meet the employer careers fair in Bristol at university of the west of England.

Facking gash everywhere

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comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks 100k Baby (U6283)
posted 15 minutes ago
Under 7 hours and counting

I’m at a meet the employer careers fair in Bristol at university of the west of England.

Facking gash everywhere
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Meanwhile, a young fit student bird is writing on an obscure knitting & fluffy kittens forum:

“I’m at a meet the employer careers fair in Bristol at university of the west of England.

Facking ugly short fat middle aged drooling perverts everywhere”.
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Take out the ugly, short, and fat and you ain’t far off

70 mins to go

comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 1 week ago
This is a call to arms.Arab, Rap, Kash, Palmers, Kunta, Pranks and all you other pervs out there, reveal yourselves.
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It’s time lads, what shenanigans will these nonces get up to today

Here we go lads

Yes lads

I wanna see baps on display

Hope that Lottie gets her P45 and is pushed off the top of the gherkin

Ill be watching half hour delay fellas. Remember I bagsied the Venezuelan poonstar don’t wanna see any of you dogs slobbering over her

Milk lollies for premium

Take pride in your breasts, shoulders back baps out

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Boys will win tonight

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I’m interrupting Kiss In the Dark for this!

The boys need to up their game this week, although Shugs might mix up the teams this week

4am