Yeah, he just can't get the hang of those windsors can he.

www.tieguide.com/windsor.htm

Can Alistair win the big games............

Aye......am afraid his next necktie may well be, of a a completely different material (rope).........

A Celtic manager with a tie on...the accused. Up in front of the SFA or in court. Seriously, when else does he get dressed up except Halloween?

Ludgeland

I do like a good 'joke' that is so patently unfunny it has to be explained in brackets afterwards.

cRoach.......

Comma boy...

While Maribor are half-decent, we played them a few years back and pumped them 6-1 on agg.

I expect us to progess without much problem. While I also expect Celtic to progress, Sion are a decent team. Living in Switzerland I know the standard here is pretty high and Celtic have a very poor record against Swiss opposition. A tricky one for your lot. 1st leg is absolutely key for you. I remeber Neuchatel putting 5 past you not so long ago...

The only thing I know about Switzerland is my bank account number.....

Aye you wish !!..

Ludgeland

dinnae get it?

You couldnt give me another wee explanation in brackets for your failed follow up attempt.

(Ludge is an idiot).

esctosh...............Neuchatel put 5 past us "not so long ago" ?.............20 years ago

Give ma age away Pontius...!

I'm only making the point the Swiss league is of a decent standard. If anything, it's better now than 20 years ago, whereas ours has probably went a bit backwards !

I was in Neuchatel that night and believe me the team we have now would take 5 off our team then.

Croach!.......most of the nation do not need, too much
(Coaching) clarification, to understand simple logic, but I do have to make exceptions, when it comes to some of you Bares......I blame the schooling!

Comma bhoy blames the edjukashon.

With grammar like that Ludge, it's detention for you

ecstosser......

28,000 at castle grayskull on a CL qualifer.

Wonder what the attendence will be in the diddy cup qualifer