Somebody told me that cos Middleton is so skinny, all the Palace Harley St Gynos were totally unaware she was pregnant.
Until this morning, when apparently the hospital cat left a pigeon it had caught and killed, in front of the door to her ward room.
"Word is they are going to name him Sandy. King Sandy has a certain ring to it."
King Elliott Sandy. Or "kin ell, Sandy" for short.
Anyway does anybody really give a tossssss?
It's all over the news, I don't give a fack, I wanna watch Long lost family not child born by woman who's mum and sister are complete media caants who think they're something special cos they sell party poppers online.
I have no fricking idea what you guys are taking about... Should I care?
Great news from the Palace...
Kevin Phillips has signed a new one-year contract!
I thought it was only me that think the royal family are a bunch of wasters.
What a shame 'uncle' Jimmy Savile isn't around anymore to carry on the great work he did with Mountbatten, Philip and 'nobody will ever know what you have done for this country Jimmy' Charles.
Maybe Rolf Harris can paint the official birth portrait, Andrew's convicted paedophile American mate Epstein can teach them how to give massages when they're a bit older (a little, not a lot), and Stuart Hall OBE can declare 'it's a royal knockout!' from the safety of his comfy cell while serving probably less than two weeks each for each minor he abused over decades
Sorry King Sandy but don't get me started on the 'royals'
doo doo my thoughts entirely about the royal middletons caaant facking stand em.
Can I take it that kimchi is not a Royalist ... ??
Congratulations to William and Kate
A proud day for the country
I'd still bang Kate's sister Pippa. Tidy arrse
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posted on 22/7/13
Somebody told me that cos Middleton is so skinny, all the Palace Harley St Gynos were totally unaware she was pregnant.
Until this morning, when apparently the hospital cat left a pigeon it had caught and killed, in front of the door to her ward room.
posted on 22/7/13
"Word is they are going to name him Sandy. King Sandy has a certain ring to it."
King Elliott Sandy. Or "kin ell, Sandy" for short.
posted on 22/7/13
King Numbers 1st !!!
posted on 22/7/13
Another Villa Supporter
posted on 22/7/13
Anyway does anybody really give a tossssss?
posted on 22/7/13
posted on 22/7/13
It's all over the news, I don't give a fack, I wanna watch Long lost family not child born by woman who's mum and sister are complete media caants who think they're something special cos they sell party poppers online.
posted on 22/7/13
Couldnt give a shy.te
posted on 22/7/13
I have no fricking idea what you guys are taking about... Should I care?
posted on 22/7/13
* talking
posted on 22/7/13
Great news from the Palace...
Kevin Phillips has signed a new one-year contract!
posted on 22/7/13
I thought it was only me that think the royal family are a bunch of wasters.
posted on 22/7/13
What a shame 'uncle' Jimmy Savile isn't around anymore to carry on the great work he did with Mountbatten, Philip and 'nobody will ever know what you have done for this country Jimmy' Charles.
Maybe Rolf Harris can paint the official birth portrait, Andrew's convicted paedophile American mate Epstein can teach them how to give massages when they're a bit older (a little, not a lot), and Stuart Hall OBE can declare 'it's a royal knockout!' from the safety of his comfy cell while serving probably less than two weeks each for each minor he abused over decades
posted on 22/7/13
Sorry King Sandy but don't get me started on the 'royals'
posted on 22/7/13
doo doo my thoughts entirely about the royal middletons caaant facking stand em.
posted on 22/7/13
Can I take it that kimchi is not a Royalist ... ??
posted on 22/7/13
To55ers
posted on 22/7/13
Congratulations to William and Kate
A proud day for the country
posted on 23/7/13
I'd still bang Kate's sister Pippa. Tidy arrse
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