I also can't spell poznan in the morning

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Whatever happened to going to the pub for a few beers?

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"Camping"

What you need is duct tape, two dill dos and a itching powder/hot chilli powder.

Hold the stag down, tape his mouth shut, put a dill do in each hand and tape his hands shut. Strip him and apply liberal helpings of the chosen powder to his er se crack and sit back cameras at the ready while he has to scratch his er se with a big rubber dong.

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You have never been on a stag doo?

I've been on 8 I think in total, they are absolute carnage but a lot of fun.........






Until it's you that's the groom.

For mine we went to Magaluf, 17 of us in total and it didn't disappoint. I was dressed up for our flight going there and with it being a big polystyrene costume whilst I was full of all sorts I was sweating like Zach in Lapland on the whole flight.

Of course you try and get them royally hammered which I was for the best part of 3 days straight with about 6 hours sleep in total.

I was also dressed up in a Miss World dress with the tiara and gloves to match and was took to a local strip joint where I thought I was getting a dance off this belter of a specimen.......... For me to take the blindfold off and there was standing a male midget dressed in a cowboy outfit.

Baws in the face, sparklers in my erse, whips... yip, you think it, it happened







Great trip though

Was in Poznan recently flew with wizz air from Glasgow , nice city with loads to see some great bars and restaurants Poznan was part of Germany back in the day and the Kaiser Bill had his provincial palace there , Beer prices are between 6-8 Zloty a pint , like most Cities it has a large Square with loads of bars and restaurants and it also has a large shopping mall best prices for food and drink seemed to be around the university area , best thing I found was that Poznan is not as touristy as some of the other Cities in the old communist block.

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Heard a story years ago about a Rugby club stag do.

At the start of the night, they dragged him on to the pitch and handcuffed him to the posts.

They left him there the entire night 100% sober whilst he could hear the carnage of his mates getting bladdered in his behalf.

Cruel bassas

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Just don't do what an old mate of mine did recently on his way to meet up with a stag do from Mexico to Germany, as reported in the Sun.

On it before boarding, demands drinks before take off, starts shouting he wants drugs not drinks. Gets completly naked, tries to enter the cockpit to go for a slash. Threatens cabin crew and a child.

Has the flight emergency land in Florida, arrested by the FBI and is now serving two years in an American jail and is the only white boy on the wing. Turned to god.

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we got two big stunning strippers





"Big"





sure

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Poznan....or as we call it 'Hudl'

Been there but not for a stag do.lauders

Nice enough.place - ridiculous flange

However

The dudes are big mean bstards if you get on the wrong side of them...

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comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 12 minutes ago
we got two big stunning strippers





"Big"





sure
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They were 4ft.