Yaya Toure - Looky Looky man
Roy Keane - Jobless frequenter of the dog track or violent offender. Man needs confrontation in his life to exist.
comment by Charlag (U1717)
posted 7 minutes ago
Adam Johnson would work at a bowling alley
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comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
Cesc Fabregas - A snitch for the police
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Schurrle would be in the SS
wilshere - doctor
sturridge - fitness instructor
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 54 minutes ago
zlatan he looks like an arms dealer
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Best one yet.
Petr Cech would be a vet with a surgery called 'Petr Cech Pet Check'.
Lee Cattermole would have a discount pet shop next door called 'Lee Cattermole Cat or Mole?'
Anthony Martial would be one of those miserable fecking Calvin Klein jeans models.
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 37 minutes ago
The wimp that hid behind his mates whilst punching a DJ?
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Not sure how that works.
Pretty sure you'd be able to give a hiding though. I doubt you could fight sleep tbh.
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Try that again
Okay.
Not sure how that works
I'm pretty sure he would be able to give you a hiding. I doubt you could fight sleep tbh.
comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
Costa a human trafficer
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"Anthony Martial would be one of those miserable fecking Calvin Klein jeans models."
Luiz would be a children's entertainer
Joey Barton - Pillow Eater at some prison.
Diego Costa - Lidl Bakery
https://twitter.com/lidlcustomerc/status/827141646097711104
Reckon Gary Cahill would be a police officer
Harry Kane
Working in a pound shop, & would answer you every time and not realize you're taking the p**s when asking how much something is.
Lamela would be like Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.436678.1314550556!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/alg-sasha-baron-cohen-bruno-jpg.jpg
Adam Johnson
Youth worker.
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posted on 23/2/17
Yaya Toure - Looky Looky man
posted on 23/2/17
Roy Keane - Jobless frequenter of the dog track or violent offender. Man needs confrontation in his life to exist.
posted on 23/2/17
comment by Charlag (U1717)
posted 7 minutes ago
Adam Johnson would work at a bowling alley
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posted on 23/2/17
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
Cesc Fabregas - A snitch for the police
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posted on 23/2/17
Schurrle would be in the SS
posted on 23/2/17
wilshere - doctor
sturridge - fitness instructor
posted on 23/2/17
Little pea defo a priest
posted on 23/2/17
Joey Barton drug dealer
posted on 23/2/17
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 54 minutes ago
zlatan he looks like an arms dealer
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Best one yet.
posted on 23/2/17
Petr Cech would be a vet with a surgery called 'Petr Cech Pet Check'.
Lee Cattermole would have a discount pet shop next door called 'Lee Cattermole Cat or Mole?'
Anthony Martial would be one of those miserable fecking Calvin Klein jeans models.
posted on 23/2/17
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 37 minutes ago
The wimp that hid behind his mates whilst punching a DJ?
========================
Not sure how that works.
Pretty sure you'd be able to give a hiding though. I doubt you could fight sleep tbh.
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Try that again
posted on 23/2/17
Okay.
Not sure how that works
I'm pretty sure he would be able to give you a hiding. I doubt you could fight sleep tbh.
posted on 23/2/17
comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
Costa a human trafficer
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posted on 23/2/17
"Anthony Martial would be one of those miserable fecking Calvin Klein jeans models."
posted on 23/2/17
Luiz would be a children's entertainer
posted on 23/2/17
Joey Barton - Pillow Eater at some prison.
posted on 23/2/17
Shane Long - Jockey
posted on 23/2/17
Charlie Adam - Dentist.
posted on 23/2/17
Diego Costa - Lidl Bakery
https://twitter.com/lidlcustomerc/status/827141646097711104
posted on 23/2/17
Reckon Gary Cahill would be a police officer
posted on 23/2/17
Harry Kane
Working in a pound shop, & would answer you every time and not realize you're taking the p**s when asking how much something is.
posted on 23/2/17
good one, Mike.
posted on 23/2/17
Theo Walcott- Lego model
posted on 23/2/17
Lamela would be like Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.436678.1314550556!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/alg-sasha-baron-cohen-bruno-jpg.jpg
posted on 23/2/17
Adam Johnson
Youth worker.
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