Prefer morata given the choice.

Lukaku is clearly the better player, technically not as strong but superior in every other aspect. Would probably cost the same amount as Morata too. Easy decision to make

Get both!

Forget Rooney's lack of form / decline for a moment, if he and Zlatan both go then surely we need two forwards to come in?

Chelsea don't seem willing to pay the fee we want. United by all accounts are. Depends what he wants I guess but his advisors have come out a did they would prefer a nice to united

Said and move**

Yeah Morata for me.

Wasn't overwhelmed by the signing.

But put him next to Lukaku and I can up the whelmed levels on request.

Not sure why. I feel like I have a Lukakuphobia.

He's fast, strong, scores goals,...proven at at least two clubs in our league, I'm not bothered about the price (like Baz Quincey), he has destroyed United before - on Fergie's swansong no less, and is also a hero in that respect, as even Fergie himself said he'd never been involved in a 5-5 draw before,

I'd take Lukaku in a straight swap with Rooney.

'Baz Quincey' private eye at your service. Shin, I believe you've been ingesting brain rotting drugs again. Careful, there only a small amount of grey matter left up there, and it's high as an astronaut.

Lukaku, scores more goals

Morata and Lukaku could work, one a skilful, clever thinking striker making space and opportunities for the more direct one, with Rashford and Martial very capable strikers 3+4

It'd be like '99 all over again, stick it on the card, Ed.

Seems to be a lot of noise about Lukaku maybe joining us.
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You sure ?

The problem with both potentially, whether rumour or truth, joining is it curbs rashford. And that's something we should be doing the exact opposite of.

Lukaku's the white Stapleton

A lot of what I know of Morata is secondary, so I'd have to go for Lukaku if I was offered the choice.

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Still partial to an Owsley's Old Original (U1270)
posted 18 seconds ago
Lukaku's the white Stapleton
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The guy who used to present 'The Time, The Place'?

As a Lacazette long term fan I am disappointed he has joined Arsenal. I have seen little of Morata but he would be my choice, because Lukaku is not the kind of striker I prefer. He is very good at what he does, so not knocking him, but I prefer mobile, unselfish strikers who take a chance when it comes, but looks for others better placed.

comment by Cornelius Oofterom (U15867)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Still partial to an Owsley's Old Original (U1270)
posted 18 seconds ago
Lukaku's the white Stapleton
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The guy who used to present 'The Time, The Place'?
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I have literally no idea what you're talking about

Not that Stapleton, the one who lived on Dartmoor, and employed a hound to kill distant family until Holmes stopped him.

Rashford,Lukaku,Martial,Morata,Perisic

Like the look of that.

Actually, now I think about it, he could be the black Stapleton.

Rooney is ........

https://youtu.be/ufVe521quok

I watched Frank Stapleton score the winner at Anfield once. I never realised he moved on to presenting talk shows and serial killing. You think you know someone.

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 5 minutes ago
Not that Stapleton, the one who lived on Dartmoor, and employed a hound to kill distant family until Holmes stopped him.
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That's Jack!

comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 22 minutes ago
'Baz Quincey' private eye at your service. Shin, I believe you've been ingesting brain rotting drugs again. Careful, there only a small amount of grey matter left up there, and it's high as an astronaut.
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Fck me if I ever write a crime-fiction book, it'll be about a tight-arris private eye named Baz Quincey

He'll hopefully be as high as I am