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For the first half of the second half on Saturday we were excellent, then either ran out of steam or decided to settle for a point. Had Nugent taken his chance it would in all likelihood have been a decent away smash 'n'grab as seems to be Rowett's preferred away style.

Please give Martin a go from the start, Gaz.

Alcohol cuts through grease pretty well, so red wine and anything melty cheesey works well enough.

Equally, after a skinful, greasy food does a cracking job of soaking it up and settling the stomach.

Fantastically complementary, they're my two main food groups 👍

Well that's two (I think) discussion points covered👍

Keeping on the football theme, had we appointed Pulis instead of McLaren the first time, where would we be now? Probably sacking Pulis for being too much like Pulis. Is Rowett a younger Pulis, is he not that good, or is he something different entirely?

I think that Rowett is a pragmatist. Give him players that as well as being able to do the physical and tactically ordered side of the game are also technically gifted, and I think you'd see a more expansive inventive game.

Trouble is that a combination of safety first and the fact that the technical ability is often the cherry on top of the other aspects means we don't have the personnel and therefore he doesn't have the appetite for a risky game

Also, hen parties are intimidating.

If Crouch and Shaqiri had a love-child, would it be normally proportioned?

I can rely on you two cerebral contributors to keep up standards 😎

And I can never see Chris Hughton without thinking of Gus out of Breaking Bad.

Before his face was all exploded off.

😂 now you say it, it's uncanny. He could learn a bit from gus' meticulous planning and execution. Not sure that volvo would be deemed crass enough for the average football club car park though.

Peter crouch has more PL assists than Scholes apparently. However I dare say most of Scholes have more artistic merit.

If your name is Gross then it is completely unacceptable not to have 144 on the back of your shirt.

And if it were Baker, it would have to be 13.

Similarly, if your name is Mr Twofatladies then you have 88.

Gross though. Opportunity missed.

Are three digit squad numbers permitted?

Huddlestone has 44 presumably because somebody was silly enough to give Anya 8. He must be a bit miffed about that. Should do what that Italian player did and get a little plus between the numbers though.

Probably right. It's P.C. gone mad it is. Well if you are Mr Fred Lake, you should have 99.

Mr Horatio Cumulonimbus gets 69, obviously.

Got to be a Heinz plying his trade out there wearing 57.

Paul Hardcastle number 19.

Jack Bauer number 24.

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