The mrs even suggested her corn shiiit could be cooked on the barby

I said No fackin way

Corn contamination alert

You ok mate? You know it’s January.

You realise you're setting yourself up for jokes about your missus not wanting sausage?

comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 41 minutes ago
You ok mate? You know it’s January.
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Yeah bbq about to get lit, just procured some ribeye steaks, sausages, chicken, and burger meat

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 18 minutes ago
You realise you're setting yourself up for jokes about your missus not wanting sausage?
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Crack on because I really give a fack

Can't wait for grilling season. Love smoking a big fat pork chop low and slow for a few hours, inhaling tasty beers

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Steak
pineapple
Corn on cob

The cornerstones of any great BBQ

Not in facking winter though

Bbq charcoal starting to whiten up, homemade chips cut and cooking lightly covered in olive oil, steaks marinated and I’m fackin starving

comment by TTliv87 (U11882)
posted 43 minutes ago
Pork chopsThe worst barbecue meat.
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This,

Pork chops in a rohypnol sauce is pranks signature dish

comment by Pranks (U6283)
posted 36 minutes ago
Bbq charcoal starting to whiten up, homemade chips cut and cooking lightly covered in olive oil, steaks marinated and I’m fackin starving
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I am in Burger King and enjoying a double whopper
Yum yum

Barbq is for summer mate
Enjoy yours fella

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted 25 minutes ago
Pork chops in a rohypnol sauce is pranks signature dish
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Fackin pork, not on my bbq

Fack I’ve eaten too much😴

comment by TTliv87 (U11882)
posted 1 hour, 16 minutes ago
Pork chopsThe worst barbecue meat.
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Make them an inch think, bribed in apple juice and salt, dry rubbed and then smoked over hickory for w couple of hours and they're glorious.

Pork chops are fackin pikey food

Bunch of heathens. Haven't lived until you've tasted my pork.

Pranks missus pretends to be a veg freak so she can avoid his sausage, meanwhile she's getting her balanced diet supply of protein from the one and only Mamba.

It's quorn not corn.