comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 55 seconds ago
comment by Nostraduncus (U11713)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 minute ago
Nowt wrong with readers wives

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That is where I first saw Duncs Mrs.
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she's a hotty isnt she
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She's tidy

Once you get over the blank look in her eyes and the dog sat in the corner.
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that blank look will be because of the glass eye she has

Don't put it in the cheeseburger this time, please.

Listening to the banter across the counter in shops etc as male customers called the female staff "Love, pet, sweetheart, darling" etc

That is where I first saw Duncs Mrs.
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she's a hotty isnt she

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In a 'I will have to have a few beers first' kind of way.

comment by Nostraduncus (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 55 seconds ago
comment by Nostraduncus (U11713)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 minute ago
Nowt wrong with readers wives

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That is where I first saw Duncs Mrs.
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she's a hotty isnt she
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She's tidy

Once you get over the blank look in her eyes and the dog sat in the corner.
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that blank look will be because of the glass eye she has
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Was going for a blind joke really, hence the dog.

Dog po0p - https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070223015907AAT974X

comment by 🎼Galv🎼 (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
'Cheeseburger and an embassy number 5 please mate'
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Did they give you a couple of matches too?

We got a loosie and 2 matches for 10p

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Nostraduncus (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 55 seconds ago
comment by Nostraduncus (U11713)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 minute ago
Nowt wrong with readers wives

...............

That is where I first saw Duncs Mrs.
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she's a hotty isnt she
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She's tidy

Once you get over the blank look in her eyes and the dog sat in the corner.
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that blank look will be because of the glass eye she has
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Was going for a blind joke really, hence the dog.
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ah right... some people like it when the dog joins in... thought thats what you were going for mate... my bad

My Dad and the innocence of youth

I miss the back pass and Liverpool boring us all to death in the 80s.

oh, and Spurs winning stuff, although time's a great healer

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 minute ago
That is where I first saw Duncs Mrs.
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she's a hotty isnt she

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In a 'I will have to have a few beers first' kind of way.
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my mrs has standards, she wont go for anyone who's ballsack is 5 times the size of a todger, and people your age have really saggy ballbags

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Signing in and out of MSN repeatedly so some bird at school would notice you're on and say hello, even though you saw them an hour ago and wouldn't go and speak to them

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Cartoon Network. Back when it was good in the 90s.

Backing school books with wallpaper WTF was that about?

looking through the TV pages of the paper to see if any late night film was described as an 'erotic thriller', then sat up late at night in my bedroom having the TV on low sound or mute, so not to get caught.

comment by 🎼Galv🎼 (U10415)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by HRH King Ledley (U20095)
posted 3 minutes ago
Don't put it in the cheeseburger this time, please.
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In the top like a birthday candle, nice
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How long ago was that, mate?

Pack of 10 Red Band was nicker when I was at school. Great stuff!

comment by Cornelius Oofterom (U15867)
posted 7 seconds ago
looking through the TV pages of the paper to see if any late night film was described as an 'erotic thriller', then sat up late at night in my bedroom having the TV on low sound or mute, so not to get caught.
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Probably on channel 5.

omment by (U19770)
posted 1 minute ago

My Dad and the innocence of youth

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Get home from school, get changed into footy gear, bike down to the park and play football until it was dark.

Sometimes I do long for the simplicity of that.

comment by Half a Big Bite - Bobby Firms is gonna getcha (U7237)
posted 34 seconds ago
Backing school books with wallpaper WTF was that about?
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You miss that?

comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 28 seconds ago
Cartoon Network. Back when it was good in the 90s.
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Jonny Bravo

School uniforms were better too

Black Fred Perry
Black stay pressed
And black Adidas Kick

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by Half a Big Bite - Bobby Firms is gonna getcha (U7237)
posted 34 seconds ago
Backing school books with wallpaper WTF was that about?
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You miss that?
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Nothing to stop him from doing it now.