and an early retirement age

Mobile phone case or whistling/squeaky toy seller in city centre thoroughfare

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Wouldnt like being a funeral director. I know it is a job that needs done but talk about depressing.

Holiday kids club rep

A daddy that works on the motorway

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Double glazing salesmen.. the type that hover about the front of Tesco.

Must be a looooooooooong, lonely day.

comment by Wieghorst (U12621)
posted 7 minutes ago
Wouldnt like being a funeral director. I know it is a job that needs done but talk about depressing.
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Decent money and never out of a job.

Excellent for dour kants

Them pr1cks that stop you to ask about your Sky package.

comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Wieghorst (U12621)
posted 7 minutes ago
Wouldnt like being a funeral director. I know it is a job that needs done but talk about depressing.
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Decent money and never out of a job.

Excellent for dour kants
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Hole on tap.

Bum hole cosmetic bleaching nurse

comment by Wieghorst (U12621)
posted 15 minutes ago
Wouldnt like being a funeral director. I know it is a job that needs done but talk about depressing.
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I imagine there would be a lot of job satisfaction in that. You get to make a difference for people when mourning a family member, you can help them turn their grief from overwhelming sadness to reflecting on the positive experiences and help them celebrate the life led.


Plus you probably get to see a decent amount of good looking women naked, albeit they are a little bluish round the edges.

😂


😳

Aye but for every dead tidy bird, there’s undoubtedly some wrinkly old bag or 22 stone Gers fans that you have to drain down and fill back up with fluids.

And apply makeup too

there’s undoubtedly some wrinkly old bag or 22 stone Gers fans that you have to drain down and fill back up with fluids.
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Pervert

A bus driver in any major UK town centre after 10 o'clock on a Friday or Saturday night.

Having to deal with all that scrapping, puking, shegging and defecating on your bus single handedly for a tenner an hour?

Naaaaaaaa.

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I've read some disgusting stuff on here at times but this:

"Plus you probably get to see a decent amount of good looking women naked, albeit they are a little bluish round the edges."


Is right up there as the clear winner

Shocking Ivan.

I am a registrar so deal with the grieving family, the screaming kids at births and the nice outfits at the weddings.

Job has its perks, can't confirm the upset widow thing sadly

comment by GuinnyKev 🍀 🎵 (U12847)
posted 59 minutes ago
I am a registrar so deal with the grieving family, the screaming kids at births and the nice outfits at the weddings.

Job has its perks, can't confirm the upset widow thing sadly
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But the upset widower..

The worst job ever

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=derek+and+clive+worst+job+i+ever+had&view=detail&mid=F88049E4B6C8675FB35DF88049E4B6C8675FB35D&FORM=VIRE