Everton winning a football match

Behave.

An Everton fan

Well if United win which lets be honest is more than likely they are flying and will well be up for scuppering your title charge... We only need a draw to hand a 2 point initiative to City. Much love.

comment by (U21957)
posted 1 minute ago
An Everton fan
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A protected species 👍 apparently

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 4 seconds ago
Well if United win which lets be honest is more than likely they are flying and will well be up for scuppering your title charge... We only need a draw to hand a 2 point initiative to City. Much love.
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So your a manc 😂

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 13 seconds ago
Well if United win which lets be honest is more than likely they are flying and will well be up for scuppering your title charge... We only need a draw to hand a 2 point initiative to City. Much love.
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If buts and maybes.

Only one certainty in life, and that is that Everton are sh!t.

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
Well if United win which lets be honest is more than likely they are flying and will well be up for scuppering your title charge... We only need a draw to hand a 2 point initiative to City. Much love.
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Yeah they're flying with an impressive run of one win in a row. Obsessed.

comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 4 seconds ago
Well if United win which lets be honest is more than likely they are flying and will well be up for scuppering your title charge... We only need a draw to hand a 2 point initiative to City. Much love.
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So your a manc 😂
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You're* fixed that for you. Wrong on two counts...

What have you done to Arouna?

Imagine a Everton fan giving us stick about our away form

To save Everton fans, we need to protect the carbboard box habitats across Merseyside where they live. By saving these biologically diverse places, we allow Everton fans to roam and project bitterness to the more mentally stable people that live there. In order to protect just one Everto fan, we have to conserve around half of a cardboard box.

For £2 a month, please, adopt an Everton fan today

Well OP, thanks for that.

We’re all now officially dumber from having read your attempt at an article.

Neverton