Yeah i'm in the office too, nice and quiet day.

Hopefully shoot off around 4ish.

Big game on the old tele the night, fancy Leicester to give City the easiest game of the past few weeks though because they'll be so open.

Got to feel sorry for Liverpool though, to potentially finish on 97 points or whatever it is and not win the league is incredible.

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Imagine no wanting to pump your auntie, fooking poof.

That's 10-in-a-row for Dundee, matching their losing record from 1898 (and United's record from 2000).

Some more stats:

3 clean sheets in the league all season.
17 games where they didn't score.
4 wins, 6 draws, 26 losses.
28 goals scored, 75 conceded.
A quarter of their goals came in just 2 games (4-0 win, 4-3 loss).
Out both cups to lower league opposition, 3-0 each time.
Sold their best player and captain for £50,000.
38 players used. None of them good.
Worst win % of any Dundee manager, with 10% (3 wins from 30).
Jim McIntyre cements his place as a United legend.

We need St Mirren to beat Hamilton a week today, that way they can’t rest players in their final match of the season (against Dundee).

comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 1 minute ago
Imagine no wanting to pump your auntie, fooking poof.
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Aye but if your auntie had baws...

Sure i read that Liverpool would have won the premiership in 30 of the last 40 seasons with their current points total with a game to spare

comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 2 minutes ago
Imagine no wanting to pump your auntie, fooking poof.
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If this is a game of thrones reference then I'll filter you until the end of the season.

comment by Drunken Hobo (U7360)
posted 1 minute ago
That's 10-in-a-row for Dundee, matching their losing record from 1898 (and United's record from 2000).

Some more stats:

3 clean sheets in the league all season.
17 games where they didn't score.
4 wins, 6 draws, 26 losses.
28 goals scored, 75 conceded.
A quarter of their goals came in just 2 games (4-0 win, 4-3 loss).
Out both cups to lower league opposition, 3-0 each time.
Sold their best player and captain for £50,000.
38 players used. None of them good.
Worst win % of any Dundee manager, with 10% (3 wins from 30).
Jim McIntyre cements his place as a United legend.
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Don't need stats to tell us how shiiite we are. We were trying to think of a word meaning shiiiitier than shiite but couldn't think of a word then a United fan suggested "Dundee FC", which is correct.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 2 minutes ago
Imagine no wanting to pump your auntie, fooking poof.
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If this is a game of thrones reference then I'll filter you until the end of the season.
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Who's talking about Game of Thrones?

What about the Line of Duty finale, so, so disappointing

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago
What about the Line of Duty finale, so, so disappointing
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Agree on that

Dull episode just kicked the arrse out of the interviews then a dull and predictable ending

comment by Milan Mišůn (U1734)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Drunken Hobo (U7360)
posted 1 minute ago
That's 10-in-a-row for Dundee, matching their losing record from 1898 (and United's record from 2000).

Some more stats:

3 clean sheets in the league all season.
17 games where they didn't score.
4 wins, 6 draws, 26 losses.
28 goals scored, 75 conceded.
A quarter of their goals came in just 2 games (4-0 win, 4-3 loss).
Out both cups to lower league opposition, 3-0 each time.
Sold their best player and captain for £50,000.
38 players used. None of them good.
Worst win % of any Dundee manager, with 10% (3 wins from 30).
Jim McIntyre cements his place as a United legend.
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Don't need stats to tell us how shiiite we are. We were trying to think of a word meaning shiiiitier than shiite but couldn't think of a word then a United fan suggested "Dundee FC", which is correct.
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I quite like "effluent" in that context, but your version will do.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 2 minutes ago
What about the Line of Duty finale, so, so disappointing
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Raging.

Total anticlimax.

comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 2 minutes ago
What about the Line of Duty finale, so, so disappointing
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Raging.

Total anticlimax.
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Now you know how your auntie feels.

Aye it was predictable is flook after the last episode and all that one did was bore the flook out of me.

Decent potential for next season mind you but can't help but feel they missed a trick with that series.

First 4 episodes were terrific too, final 2 were awful.

I have no idea what a throne game is. Is it something you play on the toilet? Also no idea what a duty line is. Something you do on the back of the toilet? Why so many shows about toilets?

Keith Lasley making a rather bizarre claim that David Turnbull is the best talent this country has produced in a generation.

Very odd.

comment by Drunken Hobo (U7360)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 2 minutes ago
What about the Line of Duty finale, so, so disappointing
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Raging.

Total anticlimax.
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Now you know how your auntie feels.
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Yes, yes I do.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 13 minutes ago
Keith Lasley making a rather bizarre claim that David Turnbull is the best talent this country has produced in a generation.

Very odd.
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Does he work for Motherwell and is pushing up the transfer fee?

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 12 minutes ago
Keith Lasley making a rather bizarre claim that David Turnbull is the best talent this country has produced in a generation.

Very odd.
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Michael Stewart was on the same theme last week...says he'll go right to the top and could play for the very top teams. Compared him to Michael Ballack.

comment by Milan Mišůn (U1734)
posted 28 seconds ago
I have no idea what a throne game is. Is it something you play on the toilet? Also no idea what a duty line is. Something you do on the back of the toilet? Why so many shows about toilets?
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I suppose they are like Dundee

Scheidt

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 12 minutes ago
Keith Lasley making a rather bizarre claim that David Turnbull is the best talent this country has produced in a generation.

Very odd.
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Michael Stewart was on the same theme last week...says he'll go right to the top and could play for the very top teams. Compared him to Michael Ballack.
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I seen that

He's a decent player but no more.

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