Tbh, before I invested in a decent nonstick pan, I used to microwave eggs too. Easy protein

those eggs were hotter than the sun
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bwahaha

Serves her right for trying to boil an egg in the microwave.

My ex used to poach eggs in the microwave until I banned it as it stunk the house out. The eggs were like rubber and not runny at all. The whole point in poaching is so they are runny

Still would
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probably have a good chance now given her eyesight is fecked

comment by Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
how the fack did she get egg on her hospital gown, eggsplanation needed please
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comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 44 minutes ago
Girl at work in her early twenties a couple of years ago microwaved her jacket potato whilst still wrapped in foil, that ended well.
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classic, how do these people have jobs

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boiling eggs in the microwave??

now she's got egg on your face

Binned our microwave years ago.

Microwaves only good for re-heating food.
You could maybe cook rice with it but eggs are disgusting. It does not take long on stove either.

comment by The Spanish Italians (U21595)
posted 18 minutes ago
boiling eggs in the microwave??

now she's got egg on your face


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On my face?

comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
I don't get anyone that does eggs in the microwave, some people even make scrambled eggs in the microwave? Amateurs.
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I do this of I'm in a rush in the morning. If you do it 20 seconds at a time and keep stirring you can get a great consistency

who the feck boils eggs in a microwave, i know some do scrambled egg but boiled eggs lmao

Surely easier to just put an egg in a kettle and boil that than using a microwave?

Are you sure that’s really the egg remainants on her face?

Yes Mike... on your face... that’ll teach you

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comment by wearethefamousTHFC (U19211)
posted 2 minutes ago
Some thick people in the world today
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Yes, we've all encountered morespurs

comment by 1 Father - 1 Love - 2 Reds (U13312)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Surely easier to just put an egg in a kettle and boil that than using a microwave?
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Life hack

ive scrambled eggs in the microwave plenty of times no issue, it dries them out but that doesnt bother me since im plastering em in brown sauce n pepper anyway ontop of some toast.

takes about 30 secs too, 6 mins to boil some eggs? quicker to just boil the kettle and boil em on the hob for 3 mins surely?

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 2 hours, 49 minutes ago
comment by 1 Father - 1 Love - 2 Reds (U13312)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Surely easier to just put an egg in a kettle and boil that than using a microwave?
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Life hack
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Better yet, put it in the iron

Sorry to be late to the party.

At Uni we used to make cheese on toast just by lying the feckin' toaster on it's side.

It’s fine to microwave eggs unless you are a complete spas tic