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posted on 6/9/19

I’m going to agree with McVitie’s chocolate digestives.

Sure, your more glamorous biscuits, your chocolate-chip cookies or your Oreos are the sllutty newcomers on the block. And sure you fancy a bit of strange for a while, but it’s never as satisfying as you imagine it will be.

And before you know it, you’re back to the chocolate digestive. The wife of biscuits. Solid. Dependable. Comfortable. Predictable. Reliable. And if you’re manipulative enough, you can smash her with a great big brown bourbon cream.

posted on 6/9/19

Mind Jack from Still Games 'Custard Smoothie'

"Oh look a whole wan"

"I see the hamper from Fortmun and Masons has arrived"

posted on 6/9/19

comment by Leon💀 (U3432)
posted 10 minutes ago
rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 3 minutes ago

McVities Chocolate Digestives by a mile. The most addictive biscuit on the planet.




away you go ya bammy cant, chocolate digestive ffs, the most boring ya sweetie wife
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I like to much them while drinking Hot Lava Java.

While at work.

In the buff.

Custard doughnuts are actually my favourite thing but they're not exactly a biscuit.

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 6/9/19

Custard doughnuts are actually my favourite thing but they're not exactly a biscuit.


No 5hit Sherlock.

posted on 6/9/19

Chocolate hobnobs.

What do I win?

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 6/9/19

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 39 seconds ago
Chocolate hobnobs.

What do I win?
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A 4 year stretch.

posted on 6/9/19

The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.

posted on 6/9/19

Dunno if its classed as a biscuit due to its chunkier and 4 fingered brothers but ye cannae whack a kit kat.

I do agree with the chocolate digestives. Could rattle half a packet with a cup of tea.

Blue ribands are no bad, having said that, id sook chocolate aff matted pubes

posted on 6/9/19

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 39 seconds ago
Chocolate hobnobs.

What do I win?
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A 4 year stretch.
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You are of course wrong.

posted on 6/9/19

If I was going for a controversial choice I'd go for fig rolls, which I genuinely enjoy but rarely eat.

posted on 6/9/19

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 42 seconds ago
The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.
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You guys have M&S across the border?

posted on 6/9/19

comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 42 seconds ago
The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.
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You guys have M&S across the border?
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And S&M

posted on 6/9/19

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 7 minutes ago
Custard doughnuts are actually my favourite thing but they're not exactly a biscuit.


No 5hit Sherlock.
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Listen f@cknut I'll ram a custard doughnut up yer hole.

posted on 6/9/19

comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 42 seconds ago
The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.
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You guys have M&S across the border?
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Yeah but it’s still in it’s ‘barrow’ stage in Dundee.

They also have high hopes for vulcanised rubber.

posted on 6/9/19

Fox Classic. With a cup of tea. Winner.

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 6/9/19

comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 42 seconds ago
The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.
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You guys have M&S across the border?
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We even have running water these days, it’s fantastic.

Means we can wash your wife’s axe wound when we’re finished.

posted on 6/9/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 42 seconds ago
The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.
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You guys have M&S across the border?
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Yeah but it’s still in it’s ‘barrow’ stage in Dundee.

They also have high hopes for vulcanised rubber.
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I live in Aberdeen, so get it up ye

wait...i should choose my words more carefully

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 6/9/19

comment by rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 7 minutes ago
Custard doughnuts are actually my favourite thing but they're not exactly a biscuit.


No 5hit Sherlock.
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Listen f@cknut I'll ram a custard doughnut up yer hole.
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Bite my Eclair gimp boy.

posted on 6/9/19

comment by Smokies & Wine (U21660)
posted 25 seconds ago
Fox Classic. With a cup of tea. Winner.
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God, they really are more like holiday camps these days.

posted on 6/9/19

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 42 seconds ago
The cookies from the bakery in Marks & Spencer are my weakness though. It's a daily battle not to nip in to the shop beside my office and buy a pack, eat them all then spend the rest of the afternoon feeling sick.
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You guys have M&S across the border?
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Yeah but it’s still in it’s ‘barrow’ stage in Dundee.

They also have high hopes for vulcanised rubber.
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I live in Aberdeen, so get it up ye

wait...i should choose my words more carefully
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Same thing. Just different hats.

posted on 6/9/19

English ersehole probably takes an M&S bag to Farmfoods to put his shopping in

posted on 6/9/19

My Mum's Scottish ya wee tramp

posted on 6/9/19

comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 23 minutes ago
does anyone know how to actually say it?
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Libe nits

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 6/9/19

comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 44 seconds ago
My Mum's Scottish ya wee tramp
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We know

posted on 6/9/19

I live in the Channel Islands - it's rare to get some good banter round here, however, there's also less risk of your kid becoming a heroin addict or your wife succumbing to obesity from fried mars bars

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