He scores when he wants,
He scores when he wants,
James Maddison
He scores when he wants...

James Maddison, a good player, its clearly seen.
Everything learned from his spell up in Aberdeen
Scottish football set him up right
before he went down and played with the English _____

He plays in the hole
He plays in the hooole
James Maddison
He plays in the hole

comment by The artist formerly known as Joe (U15888)
posted 34 minutes ago
James Maddison, a good player, its clearly seen.
Everything learned from his spell up in Aberdeen
Scottish football set him up right
before he went down and played with the English _____
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....Gentlemen

I miss him just for this, great player

https://www.google.com/search?q=james%20maddison%20free%20kick%20rangers

Jamesy Maddi's having a party
Bring your vodka, bring your charlie

I think with all these songs you have to start with the assumption that a large crowd would never be able to replicate anything vocally or musically challenging to the extent that it would catch on.

Taking your proposal:

It's Maddison
Do do do do
James Maddison
And we say:
"He's alright".

The first bit is quite repeatable and could work, but unfortunately it finishes descending the scale so it doesn't finish on a high. I predict that you'd get:

ITS MADDISON
DO DO DO DO
JAMES MADDISON
And we say .....
.... mumble, mumble

It's Maddison
Do do do do
James Maddis ....
.... chant dies and fades ......


I suggest an alternative:

Maddison, Maddison, Maddison
Maddison, Maddison, Maddiseerrr-uunn
Maddison, Maddison, Maddisun(!),
MAD-DIS-ON, MAD(!) DIS(!) SON(!)

They seek him here, they seek him there
His clothes are loud, but never square
It will make or break him so thats why we buy the best
Cos we’re the dedicated follower of Madders

Interesting post re chants,had similar thought enter my head last night when saw Denis Unwise was doing cup draw.
Strange thing was what ever chant i thought, of always rhymed with Hunt!!

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May I suggest:



Maddison, -son, -son
He's the Foxes' number 10
Maddison, -son, -son
He's a midfield magician
He was yellow, now he's blue
And he's Leicester through and through
Til Maguire has a word
Then he'll be at Old Trafford

comment by Jobyfox (U4183)
posted 7 hours, 10 minutes ago
I think with all these songs you have to start with the assumption that a large crowd would never be able to replicate anything vocally or musically challenging to the extent that it would catch on.

Taking your proposal:

It's Maddison
Do do do do
James Maddison
And we say:
"He's alright".

The first bit is quite repeatable and could work, but unfortunately it finishes descending the scale so it doesn't finish on a high. I predict that you'd get:

ITS MADDISON
DO DO DO DO
JAMES MADDISON
And we say .....
.... mumble, mumble

It's Maddison
Do do do do
James Maddis ....
.... chant dies and fades ......


I suggest an alternative:

Maddison, Maddison, Maddison
Maddison, Maddison, Maddiseerrr-uunn
Maddison, Maddison, Maddisun(!),
MAD-DIS-ON, MAD(!) DIS(!) SON(!)


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That works fine, to the tune of Liv-er-pool, Liv-er-pool, Liv-er-pool.

I suspect this might need some fine tuning/ tweaking:

To the tune of “Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines”

🎵 Those Maddison legs like a flying machine
They go tiddly up up
They go tiddly down down

They enchant all the fans and then steal
the scene

With their tiddly up up
and their tiddly down down

Up, down, flying around, leaving the foe
grovelling all over the ground

Those Maddison legs like a flying machine
With their tiddly up up
and their tiddly down down 🎵

We do have a chant for Maddison already and we've been singing it for ages now. It goes;

Da da da da sing a song for Maddison, running past defenders try to stop him if you can da da da da let's all sing a song, sing a song for Maddison, running past defenders try to stop him if you can da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.....

You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 2 minutes ago
You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done
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That sounds like something Bob Dylan would write?

So, as suspected, this thread provides conclusive proof that our best player is:

1. Pereira
2. Fuchs
3. Andy King
4. King Benkovic
5. Vardy (...just makes the list)

Glad we cleared that one up.

👆 Whoops, wrong thread. That is a really rubbish song for Maddison. Doesn even mention him!!

comment by ArroinLestah (U22188)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 2 minutes ago
You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done
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That sounds like something Bob Dylan would write?
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Dont know who wrote it but Kenny Rodgers, Brendans cousin, sang it.

He's the best in the land and
His rucksack cost six grand
Maddison! Maddison!

How about adapting the Jimmy Anderson chant -

Oh Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Maddison

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
comment by ArroinLestah (U22188)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 2 minutes ago
You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done
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That sounds like something Bob Dylan would write?
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Dont know who wrote it but Kenny Rodgers, Brendans cousin, sang it.
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Don Schlitz, whoever he is.

comment by Merseysidefox (U4842)
posted 3 hours, 15 minutes ago
👆 Whoops, wrong thread. That is a really rubbish song for Maddison. Doesn even mention him!!
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Which one is that? Can't be worse than singing about the size of a blokes appendage based on nothing, it's not like he's Sol Campbell 😂

Mersey, can you hum it? I can't get the tune for your chant. But don't give up on it so easily.