The likely April chart toppers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52328241
Sing up Thursday night, bears!
Nelms
For doing the decent thing and accepting Peter's 'brown envelope' at their clandestine meeting in the Asda carpark
Never heard it called an envelope before.
Larkhall Asda with the green branding is ideal for a clandestine meeting.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 minutes ago
Never heard it called an envelope before.
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Pushing the envelope?
Major Tom Moore
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No knighthood, just a promotion to Major.
Either him or ginger who has been arguing with spurs fans all week
comment by Dalriada Gael -Tree Trees (U4356)
posted 20 seconds ago
Major Tom Moore
==============
No knighthood, just a promotion to Major.
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And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
Pretty much me on holiday
comment by Dalriada Gael -Tree Trees (U4356)
posted 2 minutes ago
Major Tom Moore
==============
No knighthood, just a promotion to Major.
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Yes, Captain Tom Moore is to be applauded.
Need to start a thread 'Phanny of the week'
Only one candidate..... Mr fvcking U* on here.
Matt Hancock for giving Captain Tom the chance by underfunding the NHS in the first place.
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
This might not be popular but...
The old boy has walked about his garden....good for him. He may have taken on much greater challenges in his life given his background. I'm very grateful for that.
The people who have donated deserve some credit too
But let's see this for what it is. The government, realising the backlash they might face now that their mishandling of the NHS is being cruelly exposed every day, have hijacked him (to the extent that he's getting about 50 soldiers a day at his house) in an effort to promote good news stories and to associate corona virus wth a military man in an attempt to continue the myth of the 'war' that we are in.
What it should be doing is making people think 'why the fack does the NHS need charity and how well do we look after our vetetans'?
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 13 minutes ago
This might not be popular but...
The old boy has walked about his garden....good for him. He may have taken on much greater challenges in his life given his background. I'm very grateful for that.
The people who have donated deserve some credit too
But let's see this for what it is. The government, realising the backlash they might face now that their mishandling of the NHS is being cruelly exposed every day, have hijacked him (to the extent that he's getting about 50 soldiers a day at his house) in an effort to promote good news stories and to associate corona virus wth a military man in an attempt to continue the myth of the 'war' that we are in.
What it should be doing is making people think 'why the fack does the NHS need charity and how well do we look after our vetetans'?
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👍
It's people but.
You'll have two kinds of people after this crisis has abated: the ones that are spitting nails and looking for a reckoning; for culpable people being held accountable for the deaths that they have indirectly caused.
And then you'll have people who return to life as normal just glad the worst is over and who can't really see the need for a fuss.
The vast majority.
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 30 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
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Cutting Ath's grass you bounder!
Agreed lads.
'Haw..there's an old boy on Facebook collecting for the NHS. Mon we'll send him some money
'Aye...send him money'
'Look at this in the paper....that starmer guy says he wants to put a poun a week on ma tax fur the nhs
'He can GTF'
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
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Tbf walking up down stairs is a lot tougher than just walking about a yard.
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
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Tbf walking up down stairs is a lot tougher than just walking about a yard.
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Only the up bit.
The rest of it is all downhill.
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posted 41 seconds ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
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Tbf walking up down stairs is a lot tougher than just walking about a yard.
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Only the up bit.
The rest of it is all downhill.
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No if you're pashed
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posted 4 minutes ago
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posted 41 seconds ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
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oh yeah all that stairwalking will have her erse as firm as a couple of coconuts
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Bound tae
I wonder if his epitaph with read
Major Tom (no) Moore
====================
He’s an ex-Captain. Hopefully soon to be a Sir
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posted on 18/4/20
The likely April chart toppers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52328241
Sing up Thursday night, bears!
posted on 18/4/20
Nelms
For doing the decent thing and accepting Peter's 'brown envelope' at their clandestine meeting in the Asda carpark
posted on 18/4/20
Never heard it called an envelope before.
posted on 18/4/20
Larkhall Asda with the green branding is ideal for a clandestine meeting.
posted on 18/4/20
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 minutes ago
Never heard it called an envelope before.
----
Pushing the envelope?
posted on 18/4/20
Major Tom Moore
posted on 18/4/20
Major Tom Moore
==============
No knighthood, just a promotion to Major.
posted on 18/4/20
Either him or ginger who has been arguing with spurs fans all week
posted on 18/4/20
comment by Dalriada Gael -Tree Trees (U4356)
posted 20 seconds ago
Major Tom Moore
==============
No knighthood, just a promotion to Major.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
Pretty much me on holiday
posted on 18/4/20
comment by Dalriada Gael -Tree Trees (U4356)
posted 2 minutes ago
Major Tom Moore
==============
No knighthood, just a promotion to Major.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, Captain Tom Moore is to be applauded.
posted on 18/4/20
Need to start a thread 'Phanny of the week'
Only one candidate..... Mr fvcking U* on here.
posted on 18/4/20
Matt Hancock for giving Captain Tom the chance by underfunding the NHS in the first place.
posted on 18/4/20
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
posted on 18/4/20
This might not be popular but...
The old boy has walked about his garden....good for him. He may have taken on much greater challenges in his life given his background. I'm very grateful for that.
The people who have donated deserve some credit too
But let's see this for what it is. The government, realising the backlash they might face now that their mishandling of the NHS is being cruelly exposed every day, have hijacked him (to the extent that he's getting about 50 soldiers a day at his house) in an effort to promote good news stories and to associate corona virus wth a military man in an attempt to continue the myth of the 'war' that we are in.
What it should be doing is making people think 'why the fack does the NHS need charity and how well do we look after our vetetans'?
posted on 18/4/20
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 13 minutes ago
This might not be popular but...
The old boy has walked about his garden....good for him. He may have taken on much greater challenges in his life given his background. I'm very grateful for that.
The people who have donated deserve some credit too
But let's see this for what it is. The government, realising the backlash they might face now that their mishandling of the NHS is being cruelly exposed every day, have hijacked him (to the extent that he's getting about 50 soldiers a day at his house) in an effort to promote good news stories and to associate corona virus wth a military man in an attempt to continue the myth of the 'war' that we are in.
What it should be doing is making people think 'why the fack does the NHS need charity and how well do we look after our vetetans'?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
👍
posted on 18/4/20
It's people but.
You'll have two kinds of people after this crisis has abated: the ones that are spitting nails and looking for a reckoning; for culpable people being held accountable for the deaths that they have indirectly caused.
And then you'll have people who return to life as normal just glad the worst is over and who can't really see the need for a fuss.
The vast majority.
posted on 18/4/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 30 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cutting Ath's grass you bounder!
posted on 18/4/20
Agreed lads.
'Haw..there's an old boy on Facebook collecting for the NHS. Mon we'll send him some money
'Aye...send him money'
'Look at this in the paper....that starmer guy says he wants to put a poun a week on ma tax fur the nhs
'He can GTF'
posted on 18/4/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tbf walking up down stairs is a lot tougher than just walking about a yard.
posted on 18/4/20
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tbf walking up down stairs is a lot tougher than just walking about a yard.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Only the up bit.
The rest of it is all downhill.
posted on 18/4/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tbf walking up down stairs is a lot tougher than just walking about a yard.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Only the up bit.
The rest of it is all downhill.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
No if you're pashed
posted on 18/4/20
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posted on 18/4/20
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posted on 18/4/20
comment by I got Braga Bragging Rights (U21917)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 33 minutes ago
What about that 90 year old trying to cut Captain Tom's grass by walking up and down her stairs.
Would though.
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oh yeah all that stairwalking will have her erse as firm as a couple of coconuts
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Bound tae
posted on 18/4/20
I wonder if his epitaph with read
Major Tom (no) Moore
====================
He’s an ex-Captain. Hopefully soon to be a Sir
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