Would a teacher put lesson?
Been to the hairdresser today.
Did they apply any sun cream?
If you don't like your haircut just give it time to grow on you.
Failing that just mullet over
Did you go for a close shave all over? If so I'd be your number 1 fan.
Was that the highlight of your day Kit?
How much did you have toupee?
Whatever you do, don’t dye laughing at these puns.
She'll soon comb over to our way of thinking.
Some cutting comments here guys.
Pun shaves all his best comments for you. They’re a cut above the rest
Blonde: "Doctor, I have pain all over my body. Everywhere I touch hurts".
Doctor: "Your finger is broken".
If I punch my arm and it hurts am I really strong or really weak?
comment by 8===Divock* (U22339)
posted 8 minutes ago
Pun shaves all his best comments for you. They’re a cut above the rest
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We have a good to afro
I can’t just go for a haircut on a whim, I have to mullet over for a few days first
It’s a cutthroat world this barber malarkey, they’re all undercutting each other
Blonde is at a restaurant and orders pizza.
When asked if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve she replies,
"Six please. I could never manage to eat twelve."
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
He doesn’t use hairspray though, because if it got too hot it might satellite
Sorry say that again? I spaced out.
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Would a teacher put lesson?
posted on 28/8/20
posted on 28/8/20
Been to the hairdresser today.
posted on 28/8/20
Did they apply any sun cream?
posted on 28/8/20
no.
posted on 28/8/20
If you don't like your haircut just give it time to grow on you.
posted on 28/8/20
Failing that just mullet over
posted on 28/8/20
Fantastic guys
posted on 28/8/20
Did you go for a close shave all over? If so I'd be your number 1 fan.
posted on 28/8/20
Was that the highlight of your day Kit?
posted on 28/8/20
How much did you have toupee?
posted on 28/8/20
Whatever you do, don’t dye laughing at these puns.
posted on 28/8/20
She'll soon comb over to our way of thinking.
posted on 28/8/20
Some cutting comments here guys.
posted on 28/8/20
Pun shaves all his best comments for you. They’re a cut above the rest
posted on 28/8/20
Blonde: "Doctor, I have pain all over my body. Everywhere I touch hurts".
Doctor: "Your finger is broken".
posted on 28/8/20
If I punch my arm and it hurts am I really strong or really weak?
posted on 28/8/20
comment by 8===Divock* (U22339)
posted 8 minutes ago
Pun shaves all his best comments for you. They’re a cut above the rest
----------------------------------------------------------------------
We have a good to afro
posted on 28/8/20
I can’t just go for a haircut on a whim, I have to mullet over for a few days first
posted on 28/8/20
It’s a cutthroat world this barber malarkey, they’re all undercutting each other
posted on 28/8/20
Blonde is at a restaurant and orders pizza.
When asked if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve she replies,
"Six please. I could never manage to eat twelve."
posted on 28/8/20
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
posted on 28/8/20
He's a Lunartic
posted on 28/8/20
He doesn’t use hairspray though, because if it got too hot it might satellite
posted on 28/8/20
Sorry say that again? I spaced out.
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