What’s he like?

What's his name?

It’s a she!

Gawd 'elp 'er !

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 1 minute ago
It’s a she!
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What's her guide dog's name?

She's an it?

What a bunch of hoodlums!

Is he/she trans?

OP: this thread was never going to go well, was it?

Well as long as they make you happy op

Is she blind?

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 32 minutes ago
What’s he like?
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A bit harsh. He bought a ring.



A cauk ring!

We’re going to need to see a pic.

What’s her insta?

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 12 minutes ago
Well as long as they make you happy post-op
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indeed

just had your first kiss? congrats bud

"I have a bird"

nae luck mate

hmmmm dunno if this is the sorta place I would jump onto to announce that , that screams out needyness and major insecurity ..... I wouldnt let her read this... 1 half the baord will try and pump her . 2 it will plant the seed and she will look out for this insecurity more and more until she finds someone who isnt insecure.

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 7 minutes ago

"I have a bird"

nae luck mate

hmmmm dunno if this is the sorta place I would jump onto to announce that , that screams out needyness and major insecurity ..... I wouldnt let her read this... 1 half the baord will try and pump her . 2 it will plant the seed and she will look out for this insecurity more and more until she finds someone who isnt insecure.
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Can we have your workings in a Venn diagram, please?

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 7 minutes ago

"I have a bird"

nae luck mate

hmmmm dunno if this is the sorta place I would jump onto to announce that , that screams out needyness and major insecurity ..... I wouldnt let her read this... 1 half the baord will try and pump her . 2 it will plant the seed and she will look out for this insecurity more and more until she finds someone who isnt insecure.
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Can we have your workings in a Venn diagram, please?
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yup .... everyone and his bird in the middle circle ..... oxtail on his own wee outside circle watching everyone roast his "other half".

"are you still ma burd but...?"

geeeeeez this is desperate

comment by Firkin (U19526)
posted 43 minutes ago
OP: this thread was never going to go well, was it?
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Obviously not!

sorry dude this is the last place you wanna stick that sort thing on.....


just go get her pumped and be pleased for urself !

comment by The Gaffer (U22336)
posted 17 minutes ago
geeeeeez this is desperate
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I think it may be his first, well his first that didnt require inflating or batteries.

Great news! Always sad when siblings are separated at birth.

comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 21 seconds ago
Great news! Always sad when siblings are separated at birth.
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comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Gaffer (U22336)
posted 17 minutes ago
geeeeeez this is desperate
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I think it may be his first, well his first that didnt require inflating or batteries.
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mate he's checking it right now for batteries