It's a red warning!

It it a Russian nuke?

Government advice is to not put outside Christmas decorations until next week.


My advice is don't put them up ever.

Do you have an IPhone? . My daughters have both had the message (IPhone) but I haven't (Android).

At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist, does anyone else think Steve Jobs is not really dead. Maybe he's seeded the clouds to cause this storm with the aim of killing Android users off.
Capitalism in full force.

Will the pensioners get a similar warning when its minus 10 outside and they can't afford to heat the house....maybe they'll get a text to put another layer on and don't bother the emergency services

I got a text too. In North Devon.

Certainly got my attention.

Would be hard to tell if a nuke had fallen in Cardiff to be fair

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 47 minutes ago
Government advice is to not put outside Christmas decorations until next week.


My advice is don't put them up ever.


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This.

And yes, I got the text (Android) in Bristol tonight.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2dxlwz219ko

“This response over some wind and rain??”

It’s serious enough to be on the national news in Portugal. They’re saying 150-160kmh gusts, which is enough to rip roofs off houses.

I got it in Llandudno. Just as I was parking up in Tesco. Thought I'd hit something to begin with!

Hope all my brothers and sisters on the west side are keepin it safe.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 44 minutes ago
I got it in Llandudno. Just as I was parking up in Tesco. Thought I'd hit something to begin with!
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Was everyone in Tesco rushing to the toilet roll aisle?

Wait and see what 90mph winds can do to built up areas or trees. Might lose a few tough guy Brexit types who don't pay attention to the warning, which would be nice.

Stay safe, everyone

How does it know which phones to send the notification to?

comment by Our Bald Manager > Yours (U1641)
posted 18 seconds ago
How does it know which phones to send the notification to?
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The geographic location of the phone at the time.

comment by Our Bald Manager > Yours (U1641)
posted 2 minutes ago
How does it know which phones to send the notification to?
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It knows by the history of hysterics the user has in its transactions to digital forums.

donet underestimate the power of those winds n the storm surge they can cawse

comment by #1 House - (U17162)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 44 minutes ago
I got it in Llandudno. Just as I was parking up in Tesco. Thought I'd hit something to begin with!
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Was everyone in Tesco rushing to the toilet roll aisle?
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Don't know. I stayed in the car as it was raining!

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 6 hours, 41 minutes ago
I got it in Llandudno. Just as I was parking up in Tesco. Thought I'd hit something to begin with!
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Llandudno? Are you Cosmic Trigger?

Blowy as fack here in Weston Super mare....the gazebo over my hot tub is shot...but otherwise looks ok

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 6 hours, 41 minutes ago
I got it in Llandudno.

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Good for you diafol, hope you used protection

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 6 hours, 41 minutes ago
I got it in Llandudno.

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Good for you diafol, hope you used protection
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I always do. Don't worry. I'll still be here to infect the boards.

Would also makes great song title

I got it in Llandudno
Where the girls are loose
And the sheep are easy
I got it in Llandudno
One sheep’s dream
Is another man’s fantasy
I got it in Llandudno.….