The Missing is once a week
The Apprentice is once a week
SAS is once a week

That's all I'm "watching" at the moment.

Yeh BS

Go on?

this week, I have been mostly watching Undercover Boss USA

comment by messiah© (U1399)
posted 1 minute ago
this week, I have been mostly watching Undercover Boss USA
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I used to love a bit of Undercover Boss

this is series 7 though they all facking know its the boss straight away working in a kitchen, so yeah you stack the dishes right over here like my poor dying mother who costs me 1000 dollars a day to look after on my own in between shifts used to say 'always stack the dishes right over here'

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Gogglebox and First Dates are good

comment by messiah© (U1399)
posted 7 minutes ago
this is series 7 thoughthey all facking know its the boss straight awayworking in a kitchen, so yeah you stack the dishes right over herelike my poor dying mother who costs me 1000 dollars a day to look after on my own in between shifts used to say 'always stack the dishes right over here'
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so true

comment by JSpurs (U1059)
posted 35 seconds ago
Gogglebox and First Dates are good
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OMG J please go on First Dates

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by JSpurs (U1059)
posted 35 seconds ago
Gogglebox and First Dates are good
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OMG J please go on First Dates
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Me and the girl in Kiev wouldve been the best first date of all time

Noone in the whole restaurant knew where to look

Even better than that lad from made in chelsea and the smoking hot 20 year old brunette.

The waitress started speaking to her impertantly after i was massaging her under the tablecloth, so i told her to go and get the ladies' bread please. Told her

* lady's *

* it wasnt actually under the table cloth. That's just to let the reasers know what bit of her i was massaging *

comment by JSpurs (U1059)
posted 1 minute ago
The waitress started speaking to her impertantly after i was massaging her under the tablecloth, so i told her to go and get the ladies' bread please. Told her
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I read 'messaging under the table cloth'

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by JSpurs (U1059)
posted 1 minute ago
The waitress started speaking to her impertantly after i was massaging her under the tablecloth, so i told her to go and get the ladies' bread please. Told her
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I read 'messaging under the table cloth'
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Anyway, would love to see you on First Dates

Her trousrs were soaking wet, so i turned to her and said, "has somebody got a wet p@@@@ again ?". she nodded. The waitresses walked around a bit to look like they were doing something.

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 23 seconds ago
Anyway, would love to see you on First Dates
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Inwouldnt have the hottle mate tbh.

Id be alright on gogglebox tho i reckon

We were well through our second bottle of chamoagne by this time readers

comment by JSpurs (U1059)
posted 3 minutes ago
We were well through our second bottle of chamoagne by this time readers
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She spilt the first one?

J are you typing with your toes this afternoon or something?

You know he has a foot fetish ffs