comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Set... (U22316)
posted 6 minutes ago
Went for a massag and asked for a head massage. went upstairs and was offered 3 lads to choose from.
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U MASSAGE WILLI BALD MAN
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 22 minutes ago
Rapt,
how are you mate?
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Spurgs!!!
I am good saan, living in Lisbon with Miss Rapt.
What's gannon with you, all good?
Saw your piccy of you at WHL for the Munich game.
You enjoy that one did ya?
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
Saw your piccy of you at WHL for the Munich game.
You enjoy that one did ya?
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What do you think
first time in the stadium though, it's amazing pity the team are shiet atm.
All good here, lot colder than Lisbon. Give my regards to Ms Rapt and Earl if you're talking to him
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
Saw your piccy of you at WHL for the Munich game.
You enjoy that one did ya?
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What do you think
first time in the stadium though, it's amazing pity the team are shiet atm.
All good here, lot colder than Lisbon. Give my regards to Ms Rapt and Earl if you're talking to him
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Earl
Aye, most days via email. Trying to get the old team back off the scrapheap. I am reckoning he's close to being convinced on making a return. Time will tell.
Aye, its a fantastic stadium. Daaan abaaat 6-7 games there so far. Did the tour as well just before Xmas. The facilities are just superb.
Django Reinhardt - Blues en mineur
all we need is Teebs and Dot and the gang is back
lads
Think I've aged 10 years in 2 days
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/49466670992/in/dateposted/
every bar was told no girl was to go with me. that is what happened. I don't know how it's possible but that's what happened. it was someone no bar would say no to. that's the truth.
any freelancer seen with me was also told no.
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 8 hours, 9 minutes ago
Think I've aged 10 years in 2 days
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/49466670992/in/dateposted/
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What do you thinks caused this JAIDS or stress?
Feeling a lot better today. Am OK.
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 27 minutes ago
Feeling a lot better today. Am OK.
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Good to hear saan.
What's your plans today?
go back to the beach in a bit and have a swim and catch the fading rays.
maybe read some Clarkson musings for a few hours before hopefully getting an early night.
Five entertaining ways to trigger a gammon
ANGRY red-faced men are always criticising ‘snowflakes’ but are surprisingly easily triggered themselves. Why not set them off with these made-up ‘facts’?
The army is becoming transgender
Gammons will accept any b0llocks about certain hot topics, so tell them every British squaddie is being forced to change sexx. The Paras are changing their name to The Girly Gender Benders Regiment.
If you’re feeling particularly sadistic, add plenty of ‘convincing’ detail, eg. the SAS will have to wear sports bras to support their impressive norks while storming embassies, and one of their ammo pouches will be reserved for tampons.
Millennials will get free protective suits
Young people are so delicate they’re getting padded suits to protect them from everyday life. A high-tech helmet will block out offensive sights such as people eating steak and normal heterosexual blokes giving their wife a playful pat on the arse.
Being a white male is becoming illegal
Gammons often mention this, but are they aware it’s really happening thanks to the upcoming Pub Bore Resettlement Act 2018? This fictitious piece of legislation will force them to live in politically correct camps where they have to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Lesbian Sheep all day.
Any extremely unbelievable garbage about Islam
● To avoid upsetting Muslims, Crufts is going to replace dogs with mice.
● Big Ben is now a mosque. Regional gammons hate London, so this is clearly true.
● Dentists are becoming halal. This does not even make sense but they’ll still be furious.
The secret deal to become part of France
Tell them that the government has done a secret deal to make us part of France. Look gutted as you describe driving on the right, garlic-and-snail Big Macs and how the Queen will have hairy armpits. Grown men will sob uncontrollably in Spoons.
comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 12 minutes ago
Five entertaining ways to trigger a gammon
ANGRY red-faced men are always criticising ‘snowflakes’ but are surprisingly easily triggered themselves. Why not set them off with these made-up ‘facts’?
The army is becoming transgender
Gammons will accept any b0llocks about certain hot topics, so tell them every British squaddie is being forced to change sexx. The Paras are changing their name to The Girly Gender Benders Regiment.
If you’re feeling particularly sadistic, add plenty of ‘convincing’ detail, eg. the SAS will have to wear sports bras to support their impressive norks while storming embassies, and one of their ammo pouches will be reserved for tampons.
Millennials will get free protective suits
Young people are so delicate they’re getting padded suits to protect them from everyday life. A high-tech helmet will block out offensive sights such as people eating steak and normal heterosexual blokes giving their wife a playful pat on the arse.
Being a white male is becoming illegal
Gammons often mention this, but are they aware it’s really happening thanks to the upcoming Pub Bore Resettlement Act 2018? This fictitious piece of legislation will force them to live in politically correct camps where they have to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Lesbian Sheep all day.
Any extremely unbelievable garbage about Islam
● To avoid upsetting Muslims, Crufts is going to replace dogs with mice.
● Big Ben is now a mosque. Regional gammons hate London, so this is clearly true.
● Dentists are becoming halal. This does not even make sense but they’ll still be furious.
The secret deal to become part of France
Tell them that the government has done a secret deal to make us part of France. Look gutted as you describe driving on the right, garlic-and-snail Big Macs and how the Queen will have hairy armpits. Grown men will sob uncontrollably in Spoons.
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Hilarious
One very easy method on how to trigger a Remoaner
Just wait until one minute past 11 tonight
comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 2 minutes ago
Sizzle triggered
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Don't ffs. The poor man.
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 11 hours, 24 minutes ago
Think I've aged 10 years in 2 days
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/49466670992/in/dateposted/
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You look a wreck mate
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posted on 30/1/20
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Set... (U22316)
posted 6 minutes ago
Went for a massag and asked for a head massage. went upstairs and was offered 3 lads to choose from.
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U MASSAGE WILLI BALD MAN
posted on 30/1/20
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 22 minutes ago
Rapt,
how are you mate?
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Spurgs!!!
I am good saan, living in Lisbon with Miss Rapt.
What's gannon with you, all good?
posted on 30/1/20
Saw your piccy of you at WHL for the Munich game.
You enjoy that one did ya?
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
Saw your piccy of you at WHL for the Munich game.
You enjoy that one did ya?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you think
first time in the stadium though, it's amazing pity the team are shiet atm.
All good here, lot colder than Lisbon. Give my regards to Ms Rapt and Earl if you're talking to him
posted on 30/1/20
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
Saw your piccy of you at WHL for the Munich game.
You enjoy that one did ya?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you think
first time in the stadium though, it's amazing pity the team are shiet atm.
All good here, lot colder than Lisbon. Give my regards to Ms Rapt and Earl if you're talking to him
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Earl
Aye, most days via email. Trying to get the old team back off the scrapheap. I am reckoning he's close to being convinced on making a return. Time will tell.
Aye, its a fantastic stadium. Daaan abaaat 6-7 games there so far. Did the tour as well just before Xmas. The facilities are just superb.
posted on 30/1/20
Django Reinhardt - Blues en mineur
posted on 30/1/20
Break
posted on 30/1/20
all we need is Teebs and Dot and the gang is back
lads
posted on 30/1/20
The old team
posted on 30/1/20
Dump
posted on 31/1/20
Think I've aged 10 years in 2 days
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/49466670992/in/dateposted/
posted on 31/1/20
every bar was told no girl was to go with me. that is what happened. I don't know how it's possible but that's what happened. it was someone no bar would say no to. that's the truth.
posted on 31/1/20
any freelancer seen with me was also told no.
posted on 31/1/20
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 8 hours, 9 minutes ago
Think I've aged 10 years in 2 days
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/49466670992/in/dateposted/
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What do you thinks caused this JAIDS or stress?
posted on 31/1/20
Feeling a lot better today. Am OK.
posted on 31/1/20
posted on 31/1/20
Quick dump
posted on 31/1/20
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 27 minutes ago
Feeling a lot better today. Am OK.
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Good to hear saan.
What's your plans today?
posted on 31/1/20
go back to the beach in a bit and have a swim and catch the fading rays.
maybe read some Clarkson musings for a few hours before hopefully getting an early night.
posted on 31/1/20
Good plan.
posted on 31/1/20
Five entertaining ways to trigger a gammon
ANGRY red-faced men are always criticising ‘snowflakes’ but are surprisingly easily triggered themselves. Why not set them off with these made-up ‘facts’?
The army is becoming transgender
Gammons will accept any b0llocks about certain hot topics, so tell them every British squaddie is being forced to change sexx. The Paras are changing their name to The Girly Gender Benders Regiment.
If you’re feeling particularly sadistic, add plenty of ‘convincing’ detail, eg. the SAS will have to wear sports bras to support their impressive norks while storming embassies, and one of their ammo pouches will be reserved for tampons.
Millennials will get free protective suits
Young people are so delicate they’re getting padded suits to protect them from everyday life. A high-tech helmet will block out offensive sights such as people eating steak and normal heterosexual blokes giving their wife a playful pat on the arse.
Being a white male is becoming illegal
Gammons often mention this, but are they aware it’s really happening thanks to the upcoming Pub Bore Resettlement Act 2018? This fictitious piece of legislation will force them to live in politically correct camps where they have to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Lesbian Sheep all day.
Any extremely unbelievable garbage about Islam
● To avoid upsetting Muslims, Crufts is going to replace dogs with mice.
● Big Ben is now a mosque. Regional gammons hate London, so this is clearly true.
● Dentists are becoming halal. This does not even make sense but they’ll still be furious.
The secret deal to become part of France
Tell them that the government has done a secret deal to make us part of France. Look gutted as you describe driving on the right, garlic-and-snail Big Macs and how the Queen will have hairy armpits. Grown men will sob uncontrollably in Spoons.
posted on 31/1/20
comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 12 minutes ago
Five entertaining ways to trigger a gammon
ANGRY red-faced men are always criticising ‘snowflakes’ but are surprisingly easily triggered themselves. Why not set them off with these made-up ‘facts’?
The army is becoming transgender
Gammons will accept any b0llocks about certain hot topics, so tell them every British squaddie is being forced to change sexx. The Paras are changing their name to The Girly Gender Benders Regiment.
If you’re feeling particularly sadistic, add plenty of ‘convincing’ detail, eg. the SAS will have to wear sports bras to support their impressive norks while storming embassies, and one of their ammo pouches will be reserved for tampons.
Millennials will get free protective suits
Young people are so delicate they’re getting padded suits to protect them from everyday life. A high-tech helmet will block out offensive sights such as people eating steak and normal heterosexual blokes giving their wife a playful pat on the arse.
Being a white male is becoming illegal
Gammons often mention this, but are they aware it’s really happening thanks to the upcoming Pub Bore Resettlement Act 2018? This fictitious piece of legislation will force them to live in politically correct camps where they have to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Lesbian Sheep all day.
Any extremely unbelievable garbage about Islam
● To avoid upsetting Muslims, Crufts is going to replace dogs with mice.
● Big Ben is now a mosque. Regional gammons hate London, so this is clearly true.
● Dentists are becoming halal. This does not even make sense but they’ll still be furious.
The secret deal to become part of France
Tell them that the government has done a secret deal to make us part of France. Look gutted as you describe driving on the right, garlic-and-snail Big Macs and how the Queen will have hairy armpits. Grown men will sob uncontrollably in Spoons.
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Hilarious
One very easy method on how to trigger a Remoaner
Just wait until one minute past 11 tonight
posted on 31/1/20
Sizzle triggered
posted on 31/1/20
comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 2 minutes ago
Sizzle triggered
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Don't ffs. The poor man.
posted on 31/1/20
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 11 hours, 24 minutes ago
Think I've aged 10 years in 2 days
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/49466670992/in/dateposted/
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You look a wreck mate
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