Sending our love daan the well
Not when one of my fans needs me!
... i am not sure i have ever heard Bart play your music.
Shhh quiet Marge.....hes' a good digger
Who needs the Kwiki Mart? I doooooooooooooooooo
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Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
Rain forecast next few days.
Timing
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 10 minutes ago
Shut up meg
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Dave is the new Meg.
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
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STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
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STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
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I think having a barbecue in your garden is allowed Sizzle
ARE you wearing a mask made out of an ironic 80s T-shirt while livestreaming baking organic vegan banana bread? Then you’re a coronavirus hipster:
Wear a different facemask every day
Never content with mere practicality, a true hipster will have a different facemask for every look. Industrial facemask with dungarees, paper mask with anime T-shirt, handcrafted mask from Etsy made from vintage She-Ra curtains. And none of them offer any real protection.
Make artisanal hand sanitiser
Mass-produced hand sanitiser is so generic. Make your own by mixing rubbing alcohol with a handful of herbs from next door’s garden and name it after a dead Scandinavian film director. Once this is over water it down and open your own single-batch gin bar.
Be at the cutting edge of the ‘beard-free’ movement
Everyone’s growing beards now therefore you can’t have one. Shave the beard you’ve been cultivating since 2012 and begin a new trend of clean-shaven faces modelled entirely on an obscure photo of Velvet Underground guitarist Sterling Morrison from 1981.
Make a huge fuss about having a milkman
Having milk delivered directly to your door is convenient and lockdown-friendly, but that doesn’t mean you are obliged to do an Instagram livestream obsessing over how stylish the glass bottles are. Foil lids! So retro!
Start a baking podcast
You already had one podcast of course, but lockdown means it’s time for a second. Become obsessed with the tiny details such as the hydration of your ancient grains flour blend, then start a podcast about the minutae of baking bread. What choice do you have?
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
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STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
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I think having a barbecue in your garden is allowed Sizzle
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Is it though? Is it exercise? is it staying at home?
if he bbqs indoors he won’t be saving lives
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 35 seconds ago
if he bbqs indoors he won’t be saving lives
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BBQ THIS
https://images.app.goo.gl/d2593cUAKpk2Qttx7
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
I’m veggie now
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Why hasn't NG become one as well?
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 53 seconds ago
I’m veggie now
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Oh.
Linda McCartney’s <sausage>?
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think having a barbecue in your garden is allowed Sizzle
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Is it though? Is it exercise? is it staying at home?
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A home includes the area around the building you live in
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 53 seconds ago
I’m veggie now
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Oh.
Linda McCartney’s <sausage>?
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Yes
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
I’m veggie now
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Why hasn't NG become one as well?
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I clearly haven’t preached enough
had crowds whooping to my dancing around the world, smiling like its the greatest show they've ever seen. Constantly have people come up giving me high 5 s, knuckle,touches etc on dance floors
Good choice
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
I’m veggie now
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Why hasn't NG become one as well?
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I clearly haven’t preached enough
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MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!
Dave,
Gas or charcoal bbq?
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posted on 16/4/20
Sending our love daan the well
posted on 16/4/20
Dowwwwwwn that well
posted on 16/4/20
Not when one of my fans needs me!
... i am not sure i have ever heard Bart play your music.
Shhh quiet Marge.....hes' a good digger
posted on 16/4/20
Who needs the Kwiki Mart? I doooooooooooooooooo
posted on 16/4/20
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 16/4/20
Shut up meg
posted on 16/4/20
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
posted on 16/4/20
Rain forecast next few days.
Timing
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 10 minutes ago
Shut up meg
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dave is the new Meg.
posted on 16/4/20
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think having a barbecue in your garden is allowed Sizzle
posted on 16/4/20
ARE you wearing a mask made out of an ironic 80s T-shirt while livestreaming baking organic vegan banana bread? Then you’re a coronavirus hipster:
Wear a different facemask every day
Never content with mere practicality, a true hipster will have a different facemask for every look. Industrial facemask with dungarees, paper mask with anime T-shirt, handcrafted mask from Etsy made from vintage She-Ra curtains. And none of them offer any real protection.
Make artisanal hand sanitiser
Mass-produced hand sanitiser is so generic. Make your own by mixing rubbing alcohol with a handful of herbs from next door’s garden and name it after a dead Scandinavian film director. Once this is over water it down and open your own single-batch gin bar.
Be at the cutting edge of the ‘beard-free’ movement
Everyone’s growing beards now therefore you can’t have one. Shave the beard you’ve been cultivating since 2012 and begin a new trend of clean-shaven faces modelled entirely on an obscure photo of Velvet Underground guitarist Sterling Morrison from 1981.
Make a huge fuss about having a milkman
Having milk delivered directly to your door is convenient and lockdown-friendly, but that doesn’t mean you are obliged to do an Instagram livestream obsessing over how stylish the glass bottles are. Foil lids! So retro!
Start a baking podcast
You already had one podcast of course, but lockdown means it’s time for a second. Become obsessed with the tiny details such as the hydration of your ancient grains flour blend, then start a podcast about the minutae of baking bread. What choice do you have?
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
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STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think having a barbecue in your garden is allowed Sizzle
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Is it though? Is it exercise? is it staying at home?
posted on 16/4/20
if he bbqs indoors he won’t be saving lives
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 35 seconds ago
if he bbqs indoors he won’t be saving lives
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BBQ THIS
posted on 16/4/20
https://images.app.goo.gl/d2593cUAKpk2Qttx7
posted on 16/4/20
I’m veggie now
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
I’m veggie now
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Why hasn't NG become one as well?
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 53 seconds ago
I’m veggie now
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh.
Linda McCartney’s <sausage>?
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ordered a new BBQ, essentials.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
STAY INDOORS, SAVE LIVES.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think having a barbecue in your garden is allowed Sizzle
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Is it though? Is it exercise? is it staying at home?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A home includes the area around the building you live in
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 53 seconds ago
I’m veggie now
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Oh.
Linda McCartney’s <sausage>?
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Yes
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
I’m veggie now
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Why hasn't NG become one as well?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I clearly haven’t preached enough
posted on 16/4/20
had crowds whooping to my dancing around the world, smiling like its the greatest show they've ever seen. Constantly have people come up giving me high 5 s, knuckle,touches etc on dance floors
Good choice
posted on 16/4/20
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
I’m veggie now
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Why hasn't NG become one as well?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I clearly haven’t preached enough
----------------------------------------------------------------------
MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!
posted on 16/4/20
Dave,
Gas or charcoal bbq?
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