Of course he should have a new contract. 50% less than the one he has now.

A new addition to the bomb squad

Make a deal with him. He can have a pay rise as long as once it's down in paper he can catch it from 12 yards.

We'll be safe as houses as that guy couldn't even catch chlamydia from Bonnie Blue.

Seems very reasonable.

He should never play for us again. He has had far too many chances.

Kind of admire the audacity.

Should’ve never signed this muppet in the first place - but clearly he is off his rocker, as well as being possibly the worst keeper we have had.

Get in the bin.

comment by Tyranny of the majority (SE85) (U21241)
posted 2 minutes ago
Make a deal with him. He can have a pay rise as long as once it's down in paper he can catch it from 12 yards.

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He'd parry it back into the boardroom.

Probably drop the pen signing it.

Rúben should have just stood grinning at him for 5 minutes like Onana does every time he drops a clanger

If you don't ask you don't get

Probably best to have a strong negitiating position before asking for a payrise.

Usually it's the risk of a player leaving but in Onana's case the response would be ok then off you fck.

The bloke's a moron.

Let's hope the Saudis or Turks move late for him.

If I was Amorim I would have directed him to Sir Jim for a wee laugh.

Lol oddly this if true then it raises the very little respect I have for him up by a level. Imagine being by far the worst player in the team and then coming in and asking for a pay rise. Madness!

Where are the Saudis when you need them.

Put him on a pay as you save contract. With bonuses for catching from crosses, deductions for flapping.

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 2 minutes ago
Put him on a pay as you save contract. With bonuses for catching from crosses, deductions for flapping.
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Each save gets you 10k.
Each catch from a cross gets you 5k
Flapping deducts 50k.

Decent deal IMO

Goalkeeping howler. No Onana, surprisingly:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mU5Utno-CgY

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 2 minutes ago
Goalkeeping howler. No Onana, surprisingly:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mU5Utno-CgY
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That Duverger at No 2 is hilarious, can’t stop laughing at it

The comments didn't disappoint This guy Onana, man.

comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 3 hours, 12 minutes ago
Kind of admire the audacity.
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Closed mouths don't get fed.

He can have a pay rise in inverse proportion to how high he dives when going for low shots.

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
Put him on a pay as you save contract. With bonuses for catching from crosses, deductions for flapping.
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I think he'd qualify for Universal Credit.

comment by Ali - 🇪🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (U1192)
posted 4 hours, 48 minutes ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 2 minutes ago
Put him on a pay as you save contract. With bonuses for catching from crosses, deductions for flapping.
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Each save gets you 10k.
Each catch from a cross gets you 5k
Flapping deducts 50k.

Decent deal IMO
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https://youtu.be/yCmhR2JK1VE?feature=shared