comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 19 minutes ago
Trent having a stormer defensively against Liverpool in the CL.
————-
While Frimpong gets roasted.
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Filth
What would a emit more rage?
The gammon, because a muslim scores the winning pen?
Or Barry, because Kane scores the winning pen?
Tough choice.
Kane, easily. There’s not a mountain high enough to walk that off.
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
Muslim Djed Spence to score the winning penalty in the World Cup final for England.
The streets of London filled with 3 million people waving England flags to celebrate what the Muslim man has done for the country.
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That would be hilarious
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 46 minutes ago
Trent having a stormer defensively against Liverpool in the CL.
————-
While Frimpong gets roasted.
Also,
We’ve got to have Lammens chucking one into his own net on his debut.
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The latter is more inevitable than ironic!
The pressure will be huge and anyone going between the sticks at Utd for a while.
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 30 minutes ago
Kane, easily. There’s not a mountain high enough to walk that off.
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He’d end up jumping off it.
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
What would a emit more rage?
The gammon, because a muslim scores the winning pen?
Or Barry, because Kane scores the winning pen?
Tough choice.
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If England deserve it then fine. However, would it not just compound the Kane (pen) name rather than prove otherwise?
If Kane scored the winner from open play like he did after Sterling dived against Denmark, then fair enough.
I’ve a feeling we’ll be deemed to have not deserved it.
Incidentally, Kane has become the fastest player in the history of the top five leagues to hit 20 goal contributions.
742 minutes
The way he also got snubbed for Ballon d'Or was disgusting.
Easily a top 5 player since last season.
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
comment by The slot machine (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
Rashford world class tier 3 having left clown untied
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Rashford out scoring all of Cunha, Mbuemo and Sesko would be a good one.
Could even go all three put together
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Could happen given how poor we are but Rashford has 4 goals from play since he last kicked a ball for United.
Every player who looked shiiit at United before leaving suddenly looking talented again …
Garnacho to spend half of the season on the Chelsea bench after throwing a tantrum for being benched in one game at United.
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 3 hours, 6 minutes ago
Muslim Djed Spence to score the winning penalty in the World Cup final for England.
The streets of London filled with 3 million people waving England flags to celebrate what the Muslim man has done for the country.
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And a German
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 28 seconds ago
Garnacho to spend half of the season on the Chelsea bench after throwing a tantrum for being benched in one game at United.
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Lmao. Most definitely going to happen. He should have gone to Italy. Look at Hojlund.
England fans singing ‘ten German bombers’ when Tuchel is lifting the World Cup above his head at the trophy parade
anything to do with Scot McTominay
Ekitike outscoring Isak would be quite funny tbh
comment by Redastomatoes- Feels very Moyesian...cleverson forever!If he is good enough he is ready! (U12026)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 28 seconds ago
Garnacho to spend half of the season on the Chelsea bench after throwing a tantrum for being benched in one game at United.
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Lmao. Most definitely going to happen. He should have gone to Italy. Look at Hojlund.
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Skeletor wouldn't have lasted a week working with Conte
comment by Michael Edwards FC 2.0 loading…I am your Premier League Champion (U2720)
posted 23 minutes ago
The way he also got snubbed for Ballon d'Or was disgusting.
Easily a top 5 player since last season.
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Same as Salah though. Loads of goals and assists as his team ran away with their league. Failed to step up on the big occasions to help his team to European success or other trophies. Those are the standards Ballon D'Or winners are measured on. Unless they have ridiculous individual seasons that negate the lack of top level success. Like Kane could well have if he gets a few more pens or taps home when 6-0 up.
This season the Ballon D'Or winner will come from CL or World Cup success. Possibly even if Kane (pen) does score 100 goals.
Hojlund scores twice as many goals this season as Sesko.
comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted 9 minutes ago
England fans singing ‘ten German bombers’ when Tuchel is lifting the World Cup above his head at the trophy parade
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I enjoy this
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC 2.0 loading…I am your Premier League Champion (U2720)
posted 23 minutes ago
The way he also got snubbed for Ballon d'Or was disgusting.
Easily a top 5 player since last season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Same as Salah though. Loads of goals and assists as his team ran away with their league. Failed to step up on the big occasions to help his team to European success or other trophies. Those are the standards Ballon D'Or winners are measured on. Unless they have ridiculous individual seasons that negate the lack of top level success. Like Kane could well have if he gets a few more pens or taps home when 6-0 up.
This season the Ballon D'Or winner will come from CL or World Cup success. Possibly even if Kane (pen) does score 100 goals.
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Every occasion is a big occasion when you're Harry Kane
comment by Michael Edwards FC 2.0 loading…I am your Premier League Champion (U2720)
posted 2 hours, 18 minutes ago
Kane missing a world cup final penalty might genuinely lead to a civil war
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Obviously would have to be against Germany.
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 57 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
What would a emit more rage?
The gammon, because a muslim scores the winning pen?
Or Barry, because Kane scores the winning pen?
Tough choice.
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If England deserve it then fine. However, would it not just compound the Kane (pen) name rather than prove otherwise?
If Kane scored the winner from open play like he did after Sterling dived against Denmark, then fair enough.
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It’s more a case of what would infuriate you most tbh.
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posted on 3/10/25
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 19 minutes ago
Trent having a stormer defensively against Liverpool in the CL.
————-
While Frimpong gets roasted.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Filth
posted on 3/10/25
What would a emit more rage?
The gammon, because a muslim scores the winning pen?
Or Barry, because Kane scores the winning pen?
Tough choice.
posted on 3/10/25
Kane, easily. There’s not a mountain high enough to walk that off.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
Muslim Djed Spence to score the winning penalty in the World Cup final for England.
The streets of London filled with 3 million people waving England flags to celebrate what the Muslim man has done for the country.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That would be hilarious
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 46 minutes ago
Trent having a stormer defensively against Liverpool in the CL.
————-
While Frimpong gets roasted.
Also,
We’ve got to have Lammens chucking one into his own net on his debut.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The latter is more inevitable than ironic!
posted on 3/10/25
The pressure will be huge and anyone going between the sticks at Utd for a while.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 30 minutes ago
Kane, easily. There’s not a mountain high enough to walk that off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’d end up jumping off it.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
What would a emit more rage?
The gammon, because a muslim scores the winning pen?
Or Barry, because Kane scores the winning pen?
Tough choice.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If England deserve it then fine. However, would it not just compound the Kane (pen) name rather than prove otherwise?
If Kane scored the winner from open play like he did after Sterling dived against Denmark, then fair enough.
posted on 3/10/25
I’ve a feeling we’ll be deemed to have not deserved it.
Incidentally, Kane has become the fastest player in the history of the top five leagues to hit 20 goal contributions.
742 minutes
posted on 3/10/25
The way he also got snubbed for Ballon d'Or was disgusting.
Easily a top 5 player since last season.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Robbing Hoody - Dad, why is my name ‘2025 summer transfer window?’ (U6374)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
comment by The slot machine (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
Rashford world class tier 3 having left clown untied
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Rashford out scoring all of Cunha, Mbuemo and Sesko would be a good one.
Could even go all three put together
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could happen given how poor we are but Rashford has 4 goals from play since he last kicked a ball for United.
posted on 3/10/25
Every player who looked shiiit at United before leaving suddenly looking talented again …
posted on 3/10/25
Garnacho to spend half of the season on the Chelsea bench after throwing a tantrum for being benched in one game at United.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 3 hours, 6 minutes ago
Muslim Djed Spence to score the winning penalty in the World Cup final for England.
The streets of London filled with 3 million people waving England flags to celebrate what the Muslim man has done for the country.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And a German
posted on 3/10/25
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 28 seconds ago
Garnacho to spend half of the season on the Chelsea bench after throwing a tantrum for being benched in one game at United.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Lmao. Most definitely going to happen. He should have gone to Italy. Look at Hojlund.
posted on 3/10/25
England fans singing ‘ten German bombers’ when Tuchel is lifting the World Cup above his head at the trophy parade
posted on 3/10/25
anything to do with Scot McTominay
posted on 3/10/25
Ekitike outscoring Isak would be quite funny tbh
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Redastomatoes- Feels very Moyesian...cleverson forever!If he is good enough he is ready! (U12026)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 28 seconds ago
Garnacho to spend half of the season on the Chelsea bench after throwing a tantrum for being benched in one game at United.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Lmao. Most definitely going to happen. He should have gone to Italy. Look at Hojlund.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Skeletor wouldn't have lasted a week working with Conte
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Michael Edwards FC 2.0 loading…I am your Premier League Champion (U2720)
posted 23 minutes ago
The way he also got snubbed for Ballon d'Or was disgusting.
Easily a top 5 player since last season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Same as Salah though. Loads of goals and assists as his team ran away with their league. Failed to step up on the big occasions to help his team to European success or other trophies. Those are the standards Ballon D'Or winners are measured on. Unless they have ridiculous individual seasons that negate the lack of top level success. Like Kane could well have if he gets a few more pens or taps home when 6-0 up.
This season the Ballon D'Or winner will come from CL or World Cup success. Possibly even if Kane (pen) does score 100 goals.
posted on 3/10/25
Hojlund scores twice as many goals this season as Sesko.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted 9 minutes ago
England fans singing ‘ten German bombers’ when Tuchel is lifting the World Cup above his head at the trophy parade
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I enjoy this
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC 2.0 loading…I am your Premier League Champion (U2720)
posted 23 minutes ago
The way he also got snubbed for Ballon d'Or was disgusting.
Easily a top 5 player since last season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Same as Salah though. Loads of goals and assists as his team ran away with their league. Failed to step up on the big occasions to help his team to European success or other trophies. Those are the standards Ballon D'Or winners are measured on. Unless they have ridiculous individual seasons that negate the lack of top level success. Like Kane could well have if he gets a few more pens or taps home when 6-0 up.
This season the Ballon D'Or winner will come from CL or World Cup success. Possibly even if Kane (pen) does score 100 goals.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Every occasion is a big occasion when you're Harry Kane
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Michael Edwards FC 2.0 loading…I am your Premier League Champion (U2720)
posted 2 hours, 18 minutes ago
Kane missing a world cup final penalty might genuinely lead to a civil war
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Obviously would have to be against Germany.
posted on 3/10/25
comment by Cameron Congreve (U1734)
posted 57 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
What would a emit more rage?
The gammon, because a muslim scores the winning pen?
Or Barry, because Kane scores the winning pen?
Tough choice.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If England deserve it then fine. However, would it not just compound the Kane (pen) name rather than prove otherwise?
If Kane scored the winner from open play like he did after Sterling dived against Denmark, then fair enough.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It’s more a case of what would infuriate you most tbh.
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