"what made this mild mannered suburban type suddenly fell the urge to do that then"
General moronity.
the admins know dave's articles are popular, so they tag them onto the extra boards.
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"Blackburn have all the ingredients to be a dour, workmanlike, tough to beat, horrible to watch team"
Yeah I can see why, its been at least 24 hours since some humourless hack recycled that boring stereotype at us. I mean 3 top six finishes, 1 league cup, 3 european campaigns, a relegation fight and 4 cup semi-finals in the last decade certainly is dour. Although granted because Allardyce managed us for 18 months we'll have to be labelled horrible to watch by lazy, incompetent journalists for at least the next 5 years.
Awesome stuff Dave, you should release a book or something.
is it a bird? is it a plane? no, it's this article going right over blueandwhitehalves' head.
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He'll never turn up to the signing
"Yeah I can see why, its been at least 24 hours since some humourless hack recycled that boring stereotype at us."
If only there was some kind of spoof pundit around to try and highlight the idiocy of the real pundits...
He could guest on Match of The Day 2 with Colin "Norn Iron"
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Dave, can I have your autograph?
seriously, I'd like your autograph.
Bix Liz
Great french name...on a par with Harrynordiccy in the Rugby side
Mr Pundit your probably about as useful and correct as that t. i. t. Lawrenson at predicting results. He's another that comments on Blackburn games going off what he reads in the papers.
How do people not get it?
How do people not get it?
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Is it a Blackburn thing?
Get what? All the predictions that he has given are fair and straight forward except Blackburn's thats more like a dig from someone who hasn't got a clue.
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Get what? All the predictions that he has given are fair and straight forward except Blackburn's thats more like a dig from someone who hasn't got a clue.
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please tell me you're playing dumb for comedy effect. PLEASE!
Perhaps the Blackburn fans have lost their sense of humour and sarcasm detectors over the past couple of months. Can't really blame them. I did after last weekend's match, but it gradually returned to me.
Anyway I can't see him getting another black mark to his name against Arsenal's hopelessly out of form midgets.
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Agree. Can't get more fair and straightforward than that.
You think all the rest are fair and true predictions? Did you even read what he wrote, or did you do a Lawro and only look at the scores?
Also, read th Blackburn line again. Are you seriously saying he's suggesting Blackburn ARE, dour, boring etc?
"Blackburn have all the ingredients to be a dour, workmanlike, tough to beat, horrible to watch team but for some reason Kean can't get them to reach those heights."
Read it again! Carefully.
My sides are splitting!
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Mine too!
No a started then got bored so fair enough. Ok then some seem fair except obviously the teams that he dosn't like much.
No a started then got bored so fair enough. Ok then some seem fair except obviously the teams that he dosn't like much.
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how? just how can anyone read this and NOT get it? is it really on that high a level? really?
Even the 'fair' predictions are ridiculous in what he says about the teams involved. All part of the point.
A nice parody of those jokers who do punditry for a living. And so much funnier.
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posted on 28/10/11
"what made this mild mannered suburban type suddenly fell the urge to do that then"
General moronity.
posted on 28/10/11
the admins know dave's articles are popular, so they tag them onto the extra boards.
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"Blackburn have all the ingredients to be a dour, workmanlike, tough to beat, horrible to watch team"
Yeah I can see why, its been at least 24 hours since some humourless hack recycled that boring stereotype at us. I mean 3 top six finishes, 1 league cup, 3 european campaigns, a relegation fight and 4 cup semi-finals in the last decade certainly is dour. Although granted because Allardyce managed us for 18 months we'll have to be labelled horrible to watch by lazy, incompetent journalists for at least the next 5 years.
Awesome stuff Dave, you should release a book or something.
posted on 28/10/11
is it a bird? is it a plane? no, it's this article going right over blueandwhitehalves' head.
posted on 28/10/11
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posted on 28/10/11
He'll never turn up to the signing
posted on 28/10/11
"Yeah I can see why, its been at least 24 hours since some humourless hack recycled that boring stereotype at us."
If only there was some kind of spoof pundit around to try and highlight the idiocy of the real pundits...
posted on 28/10/11
He could guest on Match of The Day 2 with Colin "Norn Iron"
posted on 28/10/11
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posted on 28/10/11
Dave, can I have your autograph?
seriously, I'd like your autograph.
posted on 28/10/11
Bix Liz
Great french name...on a par with Harrynordiccy in the Rugby side
posted on 28/10/11
Mr Pundit your probably about as useful and correct as that t. i. t. Lawrenson at predicting results. He's another that comments on Blackburn games going off what he reads in the papers.
posted on 28/10/11
How do people not get it?
posted on 28/10/11
How do people not get it?
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Is it a Blackburn thing?
posted on 28/10/11
Get what? All the predictions that he has given are fair and straight forward except Blackburn's thats more like a dig from someone who hasn't got a clue.
posted on 28/10/11
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posted on 28/10/11
Get what? All the predictions that he has given are fair and straight forward except Blackburn's thats more like a dig from someone who hasn't got a clue.
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please tell me you're playing dumb for comedy effect. PLEASE!
posted on 28/10/11
Perhaps the Blackburn fans have lost their sense of humour and sarcasm detectors over the past couple of months. Can't really blame them. I did after last weekend's match, but it gradually returned to me.
posted on 28/10/11
Anyway I can't see him getting another black mark to his name against Arsenal's hopelessly out of form midgets.
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Agree. Can't get more fair and straightforward than that.
posted on 28/10/11
My sides are splitting!
posted on 28/10/11
You think all the rest are fair and true predictions? Did you even read what he wrote, or did you do a Lawro and only look at the scores?
Also, read th Blackburn line again. Are you seriously saying he's suggesting Blackburn ARE, dour, boring etc?
posted on 28/10/11
"Blackburn have all the ingredients to be a dour, workmanlike, tough to beat, horrible to watch team but for some reason Kean can't get them to reach those heights."
Read it again! Carefully.
posted on 28/10/11
My sides are splitting!
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Mine too!
posted on 28/10/11
No a started then got bored so fair enough. Ok then some seem fair except obviously the teams that he dosn't like much.
posted on 28/10/11
No a started then got bored so fair enough. Ok then some seem fair except obviously the teams that he dosn't like much.
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how? just how can anyone read this and NOT get it? is it really on that high a level? really?
posted on 28/10/11
Even the 'fair' predictions are ridiculous in what he says about the teams involved. All part of the point.
A nice parody of those jokers who do punditry for a living. And so much funnier.
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