He put a price of 13m up.

Best song on 'The Presets' album so far has been 'Promises', got a cool 80's vibe to it

That's TM value.

I tried to swap him for Carrick and he said I'm a terrible wum

Squad:

Goalkeepers
GK - Mark Schwarzer (Not for sale or loan)
GK - Alphonse Aréola
GK - Salvatore Sirigu (Not for sale or loan)

Defenders
LB/CB - Domenico Criscito (Not for sale or loan)
CB - Phil Jagielka (Not for sale or loan)
CB - Adil Rami (Not for sale or loan)
CB - Diego Godin (Not for sale or loan)
CB/RB/LB - Jerome Boateng (Not for sale or loan)
LB - Leighton Baines (Not for sale or loan)
RB - Mathieu Debuchy (Not for sale or loan)
RB - Christophe Jallet (Not for sale or loan)
RB/LB/DM/CM/RW/LW - Javier Zanetti (Not for sale or loan)

Midfielders
DM/CM - Mathieu Bodmer
DM/CM - Xabi Alonso (Not for sale or loan)
DM/CM - Ricardo Montolivo (Not for sale or loan)
DM/CM/AM/CB - Marouane Fellaini (Not for sale or loan)
DM/CM - Claudio Marchisio (Not for sale or loan)

Forwards
RW/LW - Marco Reus (Not for sale or loan)
LW/ST/RW - Antonio Di Natale (Not for sale or loan)
LW/RW/ST - Craig Bellamy (Not for sale or loan)
LW - Ezequiel Lavezzi (Not for sale or loan)
ST - Zlatan Ibrahimović (Not for sale or loan)
ST - Klass-Jan Huntelaar (Not for sale or loan)
ST - Karim Benzema (Not for sale or loan)
RW - Antonio Valencia (Not for sale or loan)


I think that's my squad complete. Will find an upgrade for Bodmer and Sirigu when I get some money.

_______________Sirigu_______________
__________Rami______Godin__________
Debuchy_____________________L.Baines
___________________________________
_________Marchisio___Alonso__________
___________________________________
Reus_________________________Lavezzi
________________Ibrahimovic_________
___________Benzema________________
SUBS: Douchez, J. Boateng, Zanetti, Bodmer, Montolivo, Di Natale, Huntelaar

Ideally I need someone who's capable of playing all across the back 4 and in midfield. I don't trust Sakho at left back but right now he's my best in that position.

The talent pool for left back is poor.

LW - Ezequiel Lavezzi (Not for sale or loan)
ST - Zlatan Ibrahimović (Not for sale or loan)
ST - Klass-Jan Huntelaar (Not for sale or loan)
ST - Karim Benzema (Not for sale or loan)

Jesus....

Kolarov is available I think.

Goalkeepers:
De Sanctis IP
Colombo

Defences:
Abate IP
Fernandez
Cannavaro
Campangnaro
Nesta
Subotic IP
Aronica
Sakho IP
Ivanovic

Midfielders:
Ramires
Nocerino IP
Inler IP
Maggio
Marin
Benayoun (season long loan)
Iker Muniain
Thiago Alcantara
Zuniga
Bastos
Pablo Hernandez


Strikers:
Insigne
Leandro Damiao (season long loan)
Cavani IP
Defoe

Strong midfield I feel but the rest could do with improvements.

What I did was using one player + cash for an upgrade.

EG I'd take Defoe and add 9 million to get Lewandowski

Bastos TM value is 8.8m. That could be useful.

Add 4 million to that and you can get Kolarov. He's rated.

I'll go for Kolarov, then. Might even sell you back Sakho

Your team is so chit SKA

Keep him as back up. With injuries it's now a squad game.

Александар Коларов

Wils your face is chit.

Indeed. But I notice you didn't deny that your team is....

Nope. I have 0 points.

Why haven't you signed Ricky Centurión?

Sign Jason Lowe

Don't need Jason Lowe.